Goodbye. Reading my comics is good time. Fun time can be having when reading the comics that was made by me. Don't know how to putting comics on post so I just posted link.

Remember: Fun time can be having when reading the comics that was made by me.

Bob Bacon

Bob Bacon: Episode 1

She had a WHAT?!

by DecapitatedFoot, 9-21-06

Bob Bacon: Episode 2 by DecapitatedFoot 9-22-06

Bob Bacon is caught in a game of wits with the evil Cunt Man! So what's 2+2. Is time up for Bob Bacon?! CURSE YOU CUNT MAN! Bob Bacon saves the day once again! OH SHIT I LEFT THE KETTLE ON!

Bob Bacon: Episde 4,568 by DecapitatedFoot 9-22-06

We join our hero at the park! A fire has broken loose! What to do... what to do... Bob Bacon comes up with a cunning plan to cease the evils of the fire! If only mummy was here to help me. Bob Bacon saves the park from the fire and lives happily ever after. AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Bob Bacon: Episode 4 by DecapitatedFoot 9-22-06

Bob Bacon's "bacon sense" is tingling like wild. It drives him to an orgasm. He then realises that there's crime to be bullied! I read an interesting book today. My beard is all-powerful. It can read minds. Bob Bacon locates the crime and saves the day! BUT MR. MAYOR! My book! I'm actually a woman. But suddenly, a twist occurs and Bob Bacon realises that it was all a dream. End. Vaginas and all.

Officer Twat

Officer Twat 1 by DecapitatedFoot 9-21-06

Wow you went wild with that ketchup. Officer, this is blood. Oh. I'm a policeman. Yes I can see that. Are you going to arrest me? Let's go back to the station and eat cabbage.

[Click to view comic: 'Officer Twat 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Officer Twat 4.']

Thanking you please.

The name Bob Bacon seemes strangely familiar.

Is there a reason you didn't just select the screen name Bob Bacon? That way it wouldn't have to be a strip titled Bob Bacon and then made by whatever your rediculous moniker is? It's small missteps like these which can cause me to lose interest in a newcomer without really giving their work must chance. This is so poorly thrown together that it makes me feel both, insulted and underwhelmed.

Better luck on your next batch, Mr. Bob Bacon.

I thought they were stupidly amusing. Or amusingly stupid. One or the other. Regardless, I liked them.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

crabby has been snacking on the lead paint chips again. These are fun comics.

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What others say about boorite!

innane and jejune. yeah, look em up.....

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Kill Whitey.

I am believing you should to looking up them at first.

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What others say about boorite!

Interesting of replies you people having posted on my thread of words. I am hoping you enjoy my comics thanking you pleased.

The feast of children.

Must... eat... children...

by DecapitatedFoot, 9-21-06

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What others say about boorite!

I think they're awesome and also quite nice.

Either boorite or Ivy is decapitated. It's pretty obvious.

Either way it be egg sandwiches for us tonight.

True dat!

These comics good they are sometimes all the time yes.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

No, decap is a brit.

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What others say about boorite!

So you're saying Boorite and Ivy have moved to Brittania?

OK, I'm busted.

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What others say about boorite!

[IMG]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/blachtree/hulk.jpg[/IMG]

No I'm totally busted.

I must commit suicide now.

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What others say about boorite!

But Boorite is not me I am me.
My latest of comics.

The Funnying Comic by DecapitatedFoot 9-22-06

Goodbye to you. I am look forwarding to be purchase the newest game of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories. No it will be quite the interesting of gaming. But anyway I am appearing to be cook food at the time. That is sounding good. May I eating some of the food that was made by you? No you be going to fuck yourself thanking you. I don't liking black people.

I was wondering what happened to my head.

regs pretending to be illiterate nOObs=BORING

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You know I couldn't agree more with this. Especially when the same regs continue to do it. The rest of us get it, you aren't funny. You can stop with the proof. We don't need anymore. Please go die.

LOL

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What others say about boorite!

regs thinking n00bs are regs pretending to be illiterate n00bs = st00pid

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Okay guys. I'm honestly not some reg pretending to be a retard messing about with some free comic strip creator. I'm just me, a retard messing about with some free comic strip creator.

Speaking like some English-deprived foreign man is my kinda thing... I don't know why. For laughs, maybe? Fuck knows.