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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Mary Catherine Gallagher - the reality.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

For her next trick she'll open a fire hydrant with her pussy.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Am I the only one to see a resemblance?

While the roadies finished setting up, Rhonda prepared for her own role backstage by loosening up her jaw muscles.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

i gave her a dollar, she looked at me strange. then she sucked me off good and gave me my change.

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Kill Whitey.

I traded my clothes for this beer!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

What happens when placenta isn't disposed of properly.

So thats what a female Uruk-hai looks like

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

He-Mannnnnnnnnn!!!

For middle earth!!

I SWEAR I WAS HOT WHEN I PUT THIS OUTFIT ON! NO, REALLY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Seriously, dudes... Does this outfit make me look [*burp*] fat?

This is genuine pigskin... and the outfit is vinyl.

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What others say about boorite!

boorite wins.

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Poop.

Our county fairs were different. This is Debbie from the varsity softball team's blowjob booth -- last year they tried a kissing booth and it didn't work, so they upped the ante and now they're able to pay their way to Cabo!

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Spankling after a serious night on the town...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

France decided to take the Statue of Liberty back... but they sent us this in its place.