Cultists on a remote Michigan farm prepare for the coming of thier terrible corn god.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Jack the Pumpkin King meets his match, Cobby the Cornhole King.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

i don't like corn and evil corn

After eating the evil corn he was afraid to go the bathroom for fear of his poop turning evil as well.

and as the Rapture began, people realized jesus looks a lot different in person.

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Kill Whitey.

As they were finishing their final touches on the world's largest stick of butter they looked toward the sky in awe. The site before them was too much for their mortal eyes to bear.

Friends, Romans, countrymen... lend me your ears.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

These captions are just corny.

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What others say about boorite!

"RAAAR! TOBOR WILL... uh oh. I'm in over my head here."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

"RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE WHOLE CORN!"

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

We won't see a funnier one than that.

We won't see a funnier one than that.

NeoVid is teh win, after all.

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What others say about boorite!

I have come for Orville's soul.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

it was mad as hell but luckily the townfolk quickly discovered its kryptonite -- chewing

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what if nigger meant kite