Cut and run by boorite 10-02-06

Rep. Foley, how do you feel getting caught sending lewd messages to 16 year old boys? Excuse me a moment. I need help with my alcoholism.

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This comic made me weep...with joy.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Mark Foley hit on my friend's boss in a park. Just like the stereotype says. Honestly.

Great Moments in Legislative History by choadwarrior 10-04-06

Rep. Foley, we need tougher laws to protect children from online predators. You know how I love children. Sex offenders and other sickos use the internet to exploit vulnerable children and groom them for their own deviated preversions. I'll sponsor a bill to make it illegal! With your help, we can stop this. Explain to me how they do it.

dood yur comix r sew grate.

Political Accountability In Action by boloboffin 10-04-06

I, Mark Foley, take full responsibility for what I've done. Oh, and I only did what I did when I was drunk. Plus I never actually did anything physical with anyone. Did I mention I got molested as a kid? Down in front!!!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

You know what's irritating? When I type some offhand silly shit in a thread and have someone repeat it back to me constantly for many weeks. Yeah, I know you mean it that way. Just saying congratulations. You're very annoying.

If you decide you'd rather "contribute something" to a thread, the other posters have provided excellent examples that contain amusing references to the topic at hand or the comic itself, as opposed to annoying references to something insignificant and unrelated that was posted weeks ago.

Otherwise, feel free to carry on your enormously successful program of pointlessly irritating people.

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Foley got fingered by boorite 10-04-06

You see, my client himself was molested as a teenager. So you're saying what? He felt that being molested was such a great experience, he had to pass it on? Now I'm not sure what I was saying. That's OK. Take your time. We'll be covering nothing but this for the next year.

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Man, when did all of you turn into a pack of catty bitches?

Geez.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

ALSO:

All comics : LOLZZZZZZZZZZZOMGWTFLOLBBQLMAONADE, etc.

*cough*

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

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Man, when did all of you turn into a pack of catty bitches?

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crabby is like crabs, they only bother you if you LET THEM.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Yes, I made the mistake of thinking crabby was an actual person who could be someone's friend instead of a troll whose only purpose here is to make a nuisance of himself. Totally my mistake, and a really dumb one if I may say so.

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Resigned by boorite 10-04-06

I have for some time been working with my family to overcome a personal identification situation. Does "personal identification situation" mean "craving for teen cock?" I am a religious person and have been for some months praying to God to help my family and me through this tragic and troubling episode in my life. The "troubling" part being that you hate your own sexual orientation, and the "episode" being all your life? Are you getting horny? LOL

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i thought crabby and boorite were the leaders of this forum u guys are suposed to be friends

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whats up i am sebra 139

Maybe that's when they find someone who can't spell 'zebra' right, and makes comics that they read and think are bull.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

Yeah, I thought we were friends, too, but I've since been informed that I was a moron.

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crabby is like crabs, they only bother you if you LET THEM.

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Happy On Reaching New Year

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How long? How long must we see this wrong? by RedfeatheR 10-04-06

Mark Foley, who acknowledged sending sexually explicit messages to underage congressional pages, is merely the latest item on a salacious Washington rap sheet as long as the country's history. I mean lets not beat around the bush here folks, it's pretty frappin' long I just measured it and the thing’s 7 1/2 inches long, and that’s…. that’s reasonably… oh, how should I put this, Linda…mmmmmmmmmmmm… beautiful

Sew grate!

Denny Hastert on Mark Foley. by UnknownEric 10-05-06

My fellow Americans, in this time of moral crisis, I'd once again like to place the blame on the Democrats. That's right, Democratic operatives paid for by George Soros FORCED Mark Foley at gunpoint to write lewd messages to boys. The Republican Party. Everything is the fault of the Democrats. Then they forced him to masturbate into a towel while they watched and also masturbated.

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I has a flavor!

I know what boy's like by crabby 10-05-06

My name is Mark Foley and I like to molest young boys. This is alcoholics anonymous. Well, sometimes I get real drunk when I do it. How long has it been since your last drink? Of a young boy?