I feel vaguely ashamed of this one:

Tony Blair would have strips like this banned by kramer_vs_kramer 10-24-01

Zim-zum? Yes? I missed my period. Wang-Chung, we're 8 years old. We don't get periods yet. Thank fuck for that. I thought that bastard had got me pregnant.

I would have Tony Blair banned.

That is morally , ethically , and all other things ending in 'ally' wrong.

Pure Class!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Tony Blair Speaks out! by wenisinfurs 10-24-01

I would just like to say that I have it on good authoritied from the United Nations as well as our allies that the young asian girl in that last comic is in fact still a virgin.... One simply can not get pregnant through oral sex.... thank you! And god save the queen!

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

You're fine till you create a title as cheesy as this one.

Killing Two Birds with One Stoner by ObiJo 10-24-01

These are some kickass shrooms. Where'd you get them? Some guy was growing them under his insole and gave me a couple. Goddamnit, what did I tell you about accepting shrooms from strangers? To. Did I? You said it was the only way to tie in the title.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Non-corporeal felch-meister by kramer_vs_kramer 10-24-01

Holy shit! It's a ghost! Don't worry, I won't harm you. I'm a friendly ghost! Hmm... a friendly ghost, eh? Exactly how friendly are you? Why is he taking off his trousers?