View from the elite by kimhartsfield 10-03-06

Bon jour, mon ami. I am from Paree. I believe your President is an idiot and the Iraq war is morally wrong. Do you disagree? I'm sorry, I could barely understand you with that accent. What is that, German? Sacre bleu! No, it is French. YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT AINT GERMAN, FRENCHY! DON'T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT!!!!

Philosophy by kimhartsfield 10-02-06

Well, I believe, philsophically speaking, that man is here to carry on a tradition of humanity that was established when God laid the foundation of humanity with the creation of Man by His love. No it aint! What the fuck did you say?

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You appear to have made these comics with a degree of care that risked a lapse into pedantry, but the result was instead humorous. I.e., LOL.

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What others say about boorite!

I quite liked the first one.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

The first one has a subtler irony, but I LOLed more at the second one.

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What others say about boorite!

...thank you?

More:

Happy Go Lucky Joe by kimhartsfield 10-04-06

What the... I am the King of all Faeries! Richard Simmons? I fucking KNEW you were going to say that!

Representative Bob Philips by kimhartsfield 10-04-06

Excuse me. Have you ever heard of Bob Philips? Mr. Philips is running for state representative from this area. I would like to tell you a few things about him... Uh, OK, but.. Mr. Philips is a huge supporter of tax payer rights. His stance on the restaurant tax is in line with the majority of voters. He has been married for twelve years and has strong ties to the community. You know you are dressed like a clown, right? FUCK! I need a mirror and a believable wife! Sally you fucking slut! I am TOTALLY voting for that guy.

Welcome to Burger King by kimhartsfield 10-04-06

Hello, welc... oh.. HELLO! WELCOME TO BURGER KING! CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?! I speak English. No need to yell, my friend. MAYBE A HAM-BURG-ER AND A PEP-SI? SOME FRIES? Uh, yeah a Whopper. And I speak English, dude. I hate these damn ragheads! If you come here, at least learn the language! Jeesh. YOU are the reason people join Al'Queda, dude.

When Right is right and Left is wrong by kimhartsfield 10-03-06

The 2nd Amendmant is shit, man. Guns are evil. I hate them. So you would never carry a gun? Oh, Great Mother, no! I hate them! They should all be taken away and burned! So you would NEVER carry a gun? Ever? No! I would.. uh... Give me all your shit, hippy.

Tolerance by kimhartsfield 10-03-06

So I was watching 'Survivor' last night and I said to my husband, Marv, I said "Marv, you should... Excuse me, are you Jewish? I hate the fucking Jews. Uh, no. Catholic actually. Continue.

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quote:

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...thank you?

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These are teh HAW. Make more. NOW.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

She said please. =D

Great start. Continuity is key.

i like them also. and i'm damn hard to please.

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Kill Whitey.

Damn straight you are.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Thank you all. When people say bad things, I let out a little pee when I cry. Thank you for keeping my underwear dry.

Ninja Fight! by kimhartsfield 10-04-06

Ahh, so. We meet again, young Master Po. Prepare yourself. Grandmaster Li, I have learned much since we last met. I think it is you that should pre... Wait. I never knew you were black. Damn. I'm gonna cut you motherfucker. Ninja please.

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Keep 'em comin'.

Muchos...erm....funny..os

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

BED hates jews?

Also: "Ninja please" ftw.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I am unaware of your 'ftw'. But thank you.

One Love by kimhartsfield 10-05-06

Oh, please no... Hi, Robby! I'm Barky! How are you today? Roy, I can see you. Its just a sock you colored and put some dots on for eyes. Ha ha! Thats funny Robby! Would you like to go to the zoo today with me and my family? I think I jerked off into your mom this morning, Barky. How ya like that? She probably deserved it. Whore.

You so funny by kimhartsfield 10-05-06

Ah... greetings my friend. Do you know if they serve saki here? Hey.. hey... You wanna know what Japanese people use for a blindfold. Heh heh... dental floss! Ahh, so funny. You wanna know what a smart-ass white man says when he gets the shit beat out of him? Uh, what? medic MEDIC!

Homage to squidrabies by kimhartsfield 10-05-06

With all apologies to squidrabies, my favorite artist here. This is dedicated to him... Hi! Welcome to The Tard Boy and Finkelman Show! I am Tard Boy and... Whoa, whoa... YOU are Tard Boy!? I don't think so. I am Tard Boy! Dude, look at your nose. Now look at mine. YOU are obvioulsy a 'Finkleman'. Mazeltov!

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Finkelman is dead...

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=229926

I'm still cracking up over Sally and the mind games she's playing with her husband.

He's got my vote, the poor f*cker.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

These comics please me.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

More goodness:

In a Big Country by kimhartsfield 10-05-06

Those infidels! How dare they speak about us Muslims that way! What did they say? They say we use violence as a way to solve all of our problems! We use violence as a way to get our way! Violence as a means to an end! Hmmm... I will KILL them! Kill them all for their words! I will slaughter their families in their sleep! Rape their whore women! We will issue a jihad and raze their cities! Death to the infidels!!!! Yeah, way to live down that sterotype, Ahmed.

Pork by kimhartsfield 10-05-06

Awk-ward!

Help Me Make It Through The Night by kimhartsfield 10-05-06

...yawn... Dan, whats up man. You look tired. Yeah, I couldn't sleep at all last night. I kept waking up like every two hours. Oh yeah? You know what I do when I can't sleep? I wake up the wife and... you know. Yeah, a little midnight sex makes you tired, huh. Sex? No, no. A beer and a ham sandwich makes me sleepy. Somebody has to fix it.

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kim, I like your work, you have a good sense of humor

makes like my stuff look sophmoric, tell me what you think:
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/qbrix

Only cuz you said please.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.