Well, having to sit through a week of training for a job I already know how to do, this was of course the only topic that came up in my mind (besides wanton rampage)

Basically anything including a form of torture, either physical, mental or spiritual. Or maybe you'd like to torture someone? I don't know, you write it.

Rules
No old comics
series are fine (try to keep it around 5 comics though)
photoshops are fine

I'll judge this whenever I god damned feel like it, which will probably be in about a week.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Tobor's Personal Hell

Crud, I just keep dropping this dime over and over again... Maybe this time I can keep ahold of this silly......... OH, BUMBLEfucks! Not again!

by RedfeatheR, 10-05-06

CC id rather be getting whipped!!! by scootio 10-05-06

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEIIIIII WILL AAAAALLLWAAAYSS LOOOOVEE YOUUUUU!!!! OOOOoooOOooo AAAALLLLLWWAAAAYYSS! LOVE YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

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Radio message from HQ! DANCE COMMANDER WE LOVE YOU!!!

Redshirts last stand by bassfreak 10-06-06

Stardate 4356.8 OH GOD NO DON'T SAY IT AGAIN I'LL DO ANYTHING! PLEASE! JUST DON'T SAY IT!!!! MOH!

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Don't take life to sieriously, you won't get apple pie.

RCL no. 1300 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-06-06

I know what you all are thinking... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... This is just another one of those lame-ass Gumby cartoons where Pokey gets in trouble, and Gumby screams in all three panels! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... Actually, I told Gumby that this is the 1300th random comic, and it looks like RandomComicLayoutGuy has no intention of retiring any time soon! Talk about TORTURE!! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Wait for it...

Pregnant? Hhhmmm, I dunno… I guess we’ll see if I start to show.

by RedfeatheR, 10-06-06

choadwarrior's Nightmare

For the last time, this is all there is to eat.

by RedfeatheR, 10-06-06

This WILL Get Stuck In Your Head

(To the tune of "My Sharona") Da-da-da-da dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum, da-da-da-da dum-dum... AAAAAAABE VIGODAAAA!!!

by biped, 10-07-06

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

New comic by Humpenstein 10-07-06

Hi? Welcome to the Intensive Care Unit; I'm the doctor that was assigned to make you feel good about what just happened. What did just happen? You just woke up in the Intensive care unit after getting hit by a speeding truck. My goal is to make your CONcussion feel more like a FUNcussion.

CC 334: Torment Rides A Ball by biped 10-07-06

I told you fucking pigs already--I'm not gonna talk. I don't care what the fuck you do. Okay tough guy, you asked for it. Al, send him in. HEE HAW!!! ME DOG-ON-BALL!!! WHO AM YOU, BUTTFACE? BEEP-BEEP!!! ME RACE CAR!!! GRRRRRRR!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!!! MEOW!!! One minute later... ...so, was that before or after you axe-murdered and dismembered the entire Burton family? Oh, before. See, I hadn't even finished running the Wilsons through the woodchipper yet.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC334: Torturing the Asia Fan by fpd 10-07-06

Would you like to go to the Asia concert with me? The original members are back together for their 25th anniversary. Sorry, no. I'm not into guys who are into Asia, if you know what I mean. I heard you're into Asia. I'm more into groups like Queen and Culture Club, but I would love to know you. Want to go see Brokeback Mountain with me? No, I don't want to see Brokeback Mountain! And how can you stand Boy George? He is so creepy! God hates Asia! God hates Asia! God hates the Silent Nation who won't speak out against Asia! Go back to Westboro, you prick!

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

RCL no. 1301 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-08-06

I'M THE MASTUR-BATING, DOOR- GUARDING ROBOT!! *FWAP!* *FWAP!* *FWAP!* *FWAP!* OMG!! *FWAP!* *FWAP!* *FWAP!* *FWAP!* *FWAP!* *FWAP!* *FWAP!* *FWAP!* IT'S ANOTHER NONSENSICAL BIPED CHARACTER!! *FWAP!* *FWAP!* *FWAP!* *FWAP!* *FWAP!* *FWAP!* *FWAP!* *FWAP!* SPOOOOOOOGE!!! IT'S TORTURE, I SAY!!!!

cant be bothered to make a comic so...

the background with the rainbow (i like that one its happy)

on the left,the guy holding the mug says " ive got a new job at a new toilet paper recycling company"
and on the right...

.. no, cant be bothered to even type it.

i believe sperm is evil, and it should be exorcised out of my holy body, by any means necessary at any time

What's Torture? by boloboffin 10-08-06

Is it waterboarding - where a person is laid back, feet above head, a towel placed over his head, and then water poured over the towel to induce the sensation of drowning? Is it a Republican voter, forced to watch scandal after scandal unfold from the people you trusted with your vote and the resources of the American government? Or is it a Democratic voter, watching scandal after Republican scandal unfold, realizing that the Democrats still could fuck up the election in November?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

When you say the Dems could still fuck up the election in Novemeber, do you mean by winning?

CC334

Sorry hon. It's "that time".

by HCRoyall, 10-11-06

CC334 by HCRoyall 10-11-06

American Idol! ::click:: Law and Order: Special Needs Foster Children Unit! ::click:: The Biggest Loser! Gah!

CC334 by HCRoyall 10-11-06

Whoa! This is the farthest I've ever gotten in this game... Better save... ::CRACK::BOOM:: NOOOOOOOO!!!

CC334 by HCRoyall 10-11-06

Eh? It's 7:30. Aren't you usually attached to your computer screen from 4-10 P.M.? A virus got my computer and now the only webpage I can view is the goatsecs thing. I'm already starting to get the shakes. I need net access, man! Let me use your computer! I'll do anything! Oh, this is going to be fun. :'(

CC334 by HCRoyall 10-11-06

Luke, the Rape demon has you firmly in its grasp. It whispers in your ear "I'm going to make this last for years..." Can I make a Will save to force myself to die?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Groovy! Presents: Captain Obvious and Jesus, Son of God by edoggydog 10-09-06

Hey, Jesus... How's it HANGING? What? *sigh*

Groovy! Presents: Captain Obvious and Jesus, Son of God by edoggydog 10-09-06

Say, Jesus... Yes, Captain Obvious? Can you lend me a fifty until payday? But, you don't even WORK! I know. I was talking about your payday... *sigh*

Groovy! Presents: Captian Obvious and Jesus, Son of God by edoggydog 10-11-06

Hey, Jesus... Yes, Captain Obvious? I hear surf's up. What say we grab our boards and go "HANG ten"? *sigh* I'll take that as a "no". I'll see you later... HANG loose, dude! *SIGH!*

Groovy! Presents: Captain Obvious and Jesus, Son of God by edoggydog 10-11-06

Hey, Jesus... ZZZZZZZZ- [*snort*] Huh? Oh. What is it NOW, Captain Obvious? I'm sorry... Were you sleeping? Yesssss! Well, now that you're AWAKE, would you like to take a sleeping pill? I know how tired you've been lately... SIGH!!

Groovy! Presents: Captain Obvious and Jesus, Son of God by edoggydog 10-11-06

Hey, Jesus... Oh, why do you TORTURE me so, Captain Obvious? What's your HANG up, dude? SIGH!!!! Jesus, what a little BITCH! I heard that, fuckface!

Bathroom Humor by Scyess 10-11-06

♫ Hello, toilet, my old friend!  I've come to sit on you again!♫ (to the tune of Sound of Silence) ♫ And from my butthole softleeeeee creeping!  A pile of feces you'll soon beeee eating! ♫ ♫ And of my spicy Thai dinner I'll purge the last remains!  Just when I thought I had suffered every possible indignity...

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"Old" is the old new.

the long, slow end of Chad. by AngryAmerican 10-12-06

All right Chad from Nickelback, now you pay for your crimes against music and reason. I'm going to torture you death over the course of months. Dear God, ay! What did I do to you!?! You wrote that fucking song about 'been down, been wrong, been to the bottom of every bottle...'. You fucked up Chad cuz I CAN'T GET THAT MOTHERFUCKING SONG OUT OF MY MOTHERFUCKING HEAD!!!! Dude, its just a song! I didn't mean anything, i just wanted to make money!!! And I truly hope you enjoyed it. I sincerly hope it was worth the hellish nightmare I live everyday with those innane lyrics smashing about in my head. Making me crave death. I knew i shoulda kept my job at the massage parlor...

the end of Chad by AngryAmerican 10-12-06

Now, first thing I'm gonna do is unman you. You're always singin about bangin chicks, so that's the first thing you'll lose, your ability to fuck. Mmmmphhh, mumph-mmmmrrrr! Duct tape tastes great, doesn't it? I'm gonna shove this glass tube up your urethra, which I understand hurts a great deal, then smash it with this hammer. Unghnnnn, mumph fuffffft! The inevitable urine burning through your lacerated wang will eventually give you septimia. But before you die from it I'll amputate your baloney-poker and nurse you back to health. ulp.

Goodbye Chad by AngryAmerican 10-12-06

Then I would bring up the song 'everybody wants to be a rockstar'. Ya fucked up there, Chad. That song makes me want to do CRAZY things, ya know? i hate it THAT much... blumph mmmummmphummm, hugggnnn ahhhhhhhhmummmph!!!! Well spoken! Next I'll stretch your scrotum over a scorpion tank then annoy the crap out of those little bastards. AAiiiieeeee! mummpph-blargle! Your sack will look like an albino bat wing stretched over a blood red pumpkin! Its gonna smart a bit, but I won't let it kill you. You're not allergic to scorpion venom, are you? Arrrghhhh, kckkkk, slffffft!

Chad by AngryAmerican 10-12-06

You get the idea, right? BLEEEEEARGHHHHH! Shoulda thought of that before you wrote those ultra-vapid lyrics. Argh, mummph, kafffffitttt! This is a special time for me Chad. AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEE!!!

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Kill Whitey.

CC 334: Sally Becomes A Monster by biped 10-12-06

"So remember, kids--when anyone tries to tell you that torture is BAD, you just tell THEM...it's GUANTANA-RIFFIC!" Torture is GUANTANA-RIFFIC! YO! YO! GITMO FUM DA GIT-GO! TOE-CHA DA BOMB! NICE 'N' SLOW! GO WIT DA FLOW! SLAP HIM LIKE A HO! TILL DA CHUMP SCREAM HE CAIN'T TAKE IT NO MO'! Ha, ha! That's GUANTANA-RIFFIC, Rappin' Rudy! PLEASE untie me, Sally! No more torture, I'm begging--NO! NO! NOT THE SCORPIONS AGAIN! OH, MY G--YAAAAAAAAAA! Ha, ha! Your screams are GUANTANA-RIFFIC, Mommy!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I kind of never wanted that series to end.

Groovy! Presents: Jesus, Son of God and Melty the Snowman by edoggydog 10-13-06

...and, then they crucified me, which was pure TORTURE! Y'know what I mean, mang? Actually, I do... How so? I was drawn and quatered once!

CC 334: Wrath of Connie by umfumdisi 10-13-06

WOW! You handcuffed me to the bedposts. This is going to be so HOT!! The TV? Don't tell me...you got us some porn. I love you so much right now, Connie! "Hello and thank you for purchasing my 10-DISC 'Best of' DVD set. I'm Oprah Winfrey." NOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOO!