One muslim looking all different, I still couldn't 'em apart by ojcme 6-07-06

Shit, that muslim is over there by that building. I'm guessing he's up to no good. Well, someone must stop him. After all, all muslims are evil, hateful pricks. Don't worry, friend. My government contract has created some interesting anti-Muslim devices. Oh? DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, AY-RAB! Damnit, I was just returning a fucking clock. I hate this fucking country.

I don't like Bill OReily

Smut Machine by ojcme 6-09-06

Hello and welcome back to Fox News. I'm your host, Bill OReilly and this just in: liberals are stupid. That's right, Fox News is fair and balanced. I hate liberals with all my being, and I am fair and balanced. All they are are smut machines, and my books are pure! Read some of your novel to us, Bill! “Say, baby, put that pipe down and get my pipe up,” Robo said to one of the girls. She was so intoxicated....

Bill OReilly part 2 by ojcme 6-09-06

Welcome back to the Oreilly Factor. Now I have a special treat for all of you: Ann Coulter! That's right, Bill. All liberals are stupid and they are hatefull, conversely, I hate the liberals without seeing myself as a hypocrite. You said it, the liberals are retarded. It's a good thing that I'm actually a conservative rather than a moderate. Can you jerk my penis off under the table? I have a better idea! “Say, baby, put that pipe down and get my pipe up,” Robo said to one of the girls. She was so intoxicated...

Those who Trespassed. by ojcme 6-09-06

Welcome back to Oprah. Today, we have a special guest for you, this dog balancing on a ball! Woof. Aw, isn't it cute. Also, get all the shitty books I recommend because I'm illiterate. BARK! Speak, boy, speak! Five feet away, the other teenage girl sat on a mattress on the floor and watched, greedily sucking on the crack pipe Robo had passed to her.

Adventures of pro segragationist man by ojcme 6-12-06

How can I help you, fellow neighboor? Cut the shit, man. Why the hell did you erect a fence? Part of the American dream, chum! House, family, kids...WHITE picket fence. That thing is a 9 foot tall razor wire lined metal fence! This is a nice neighboorhood, why the fuck would you need something like that? There's no room in a nice neighboorhood for negroes. Now, here's some courtesy water from my heart to yours.

[Click to view comic: 'I hate Commercials 5']

Join me next time, true believer.

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Hooray for catharsis!

I decree these to be good. All who oppose me, no brownies at the next meeting.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

i like the bill o reilly ones. i'd like to shoot that motherfucking Bush puppet in his motherfucking pole smoking face. motherfucker.

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Kill Whitey.

While I usually agree with AngryAmerican, I'm afraid we shouldn't kill Bill O'Reilly for fear of the grieving it would inevitably cause the literary world.

I don't know anything about Bill O'Riley and I still liked the comics. That means they must've been good. Yay for you!

I didn't care much for the sepera-whatever one, but the other five were excellent.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

yer alright, kid.

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