A few samples for review:

Good Enough For Some... by Hatrix 10-10-06

It is not going to get better if you continue to pick it. Is it really supposed to itch this much? Oh, and wait four to six weeks before swimming. In fact, don't get wet AT ALL for say... Or what were you smoking? ...the rest of your life. Damn! Curse you illegal discount basement plastic surgery! What was I thinking?

Score! by Hatrix 10-10-06

Curse you illegal discount basement plastic surgery? It's a start. Heh.

Screamin' at the Content Warnings... by Hatrix 10-10-06

This show contains scenes of violence and sexual situations... I think you've had enough. I CERTAINLY HOPE SO!

We're Happy For You... Honest. by Hatrix 10-11-06

Google gobbled another slice of the internet today when it purchased YouTube for 1.65 BILLION dollars. YouTube creators had these comments.... HEE HEE HEE HEEEEE! HA HA HA HA HAAAAA! HEH HEH HEH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! !&$#@!+*&%$#@!

The day job is secure for those who may wonder.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

The first one was okay, but the joke I thought was a bit muddled. The second one almost made up for it, though. The last two were quite funny.

And congratulations on your secure employment.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002