Chicken got Served by mattaotamato 10-12-06

do you guys serve chicken here? sit down, sir. we serve everyone here.

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

Constructive criticism one: In the future, only make one thread for all of your read my comic needs.

Constuctive criticism two: Pick ONE of YOUR threads and only use that for posting your comics. Do not post your comics in other people's RMDC threads. This is bad juju and everyone will hate you for it.

Constructive criticism three: Use jokes that are either new jokes you make up and not spins on old junior high material, or marginally coherent stuff. Avoid using OMG LOL I'M A CAAAAAAANIBAAAAAAAAAAAAL erm no blah blah kool in a comic, for example.

Constructive criticism four: You hate your stepdad? GREAT! Use it. You have problems with life in general? GREAT! Use them. Add a sarcastic spin and throw in a cock joke and you'll be fine.

Constructive criticism five: Posting your myspace page as your home page was a bad idea. Especially since everything is set to public. Make it private. Seriously. It's better that way.

Constructive criticism six: Read other user's comics. They will gie you some ideas and show you how to write, and spell, and stuff. Read the toprateds. Especially the toprateds. And learn to capitalize and punctuate correctly.

Good? Good. Now back to my fig newtons.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

thank you very much

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

Perfectly Faggoty by mattaotamato 10-12-06

Hey faggot! Get your lazy ass up and get something done around here. I hate how your room is always fucking perfectly spotless. I hate faggots. They're so gay. Suck my cock.

how's this for a go?

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

We do enjoy our faggotry round these here parts.

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What others say about boorite!

See? Much better.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

you like it? thanks :)

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

That was much better.

Perfectly Faggoty (2) by mattaotamato 10-13-06

Tell your faggot ass son to get off his lazy ass and do something around here. You know, Tony, you should spend quality time with him. Maybe he needs attention from his stepfather. Doing what? I don't know watch a movie with him. Lets watch Brokeback Mountain.

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

Perfectly Faggoty (3 Jarhead V Brokeback) by mattaotamato 10-13-06

Jake Gyllenhaal is currently recovering from his success in the movie, Brokeback Mountain. Stupid Jake Gyllenfag. He sucks at acting in any faggot movie of his. He is now appearing as a manly man in the movie that has just come out on DVD, Jarhead. He plays a rough and tumble army man fighting for our country. Jake Gyllenheel is the best actor ever. What an amazing movie.

Perfectly Faggoty (4) by mattaotamato 10-13-06

You stupid faggot. Cocks are for pussies. I hate faggots more than I hate queers. And I hate them a lot! If you hate faggots so much, why does Mom always catch you on lesbian porn? Well... Well... I- I--- at least I don't take it up the ass!

Perfectly Faggoty (5 Tony meets Bush) by mattaotamato 10-13-06

George Bush, I hate faggots! I think it's amazing what you're doing to this country! Killing people and denying people their right to marry whomever they choose daily. I hate faggots. I like pussy. I like Bush.

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

3 and 5 were funny wunny.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

AKWARD by mattaotamato 10-14-06

What? Pigs have to use the bathroom too.

rate me and my comics please!! weather it would be 5 stars or 0, I don't care. Rate 'em!

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this is my favourite new user since 2003.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

this is exciting.

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

Cows that talk by mattaotamato 10-15-06

So, then I tell her that I'm not interested in dating a carnivore. You know, I am on a strict "vegitarian date only" benge. It is a little disturbing to date someone who eats some of your own kind. What are your thoughts on this? You're a fucking talking cow.

more ratings! :)

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

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Cows that talk by mattaotamato 10-15-06

So, then I tell her that I'm not interested in dating a carnivore. You know, I am on a strict "vegitarian date only" benge. It is a little disturbing to date someone who eats some of your own kind. What are your thoughts on this? You're a fucking talking cow.

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Knock on wood by mattaotamato 10-15-06

That would be weird if I just spontaniously combusted right now. Yeah, that would be pretty freaky. Oh, this is great.

moreeee comics! rate me please.

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

Knock on wood? by mattaotamato 10-16-06

That would be weird if I just spontaniously combusted right now. Yeah, that would be pretty freaky. What? Did you expect me to just spontaniously combust?

Unmade up by mattaotamato 10-16-06

Come on, honey! We're going to be late to dinner! You do not want to see me without my makeup on! I don't care! We have to go! FINE! Are you happy?!

Homosexual Pastor by mattaotamato 10-16-06

Pastor, I have been holding in a deep dark secret that has been killing me inside each and every day I live... I was hoping your confidentiality and support could help me in this time of need. You're gay!?!?!!! No. I'm a chronic shoplifter. Oh.

It's not okay by mattaotamato 10-16-06

Well, Dr. Itsokay, I've had problems with identity. It's okay. I feel like I don't fit in anywhere. It's okay. So... I've been having an affair with your wife. Fuck you, you worthless freak who'll never fit in anywhere.

more comics for your reading pleasur! RATE RATE RATE!

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

Never jump the gun, Unless you can bite the bullet by mattaotamato 10-22-06

Roger, I have to tell you something. What is it darling? No matter what I may be, will you always love me? Babe, I'll always love you no matter what. Your face could be torn away and I'd still love you. I love you more than this land, the oceans, I love you more than my untire universe! I'm a man. Son of a bitch.

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

And stop giving long-winded advice to people. It makes you seem phony. Even if it's good advice and you're just quoting it.

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And stop giving long-winded advice to people. It makes you seem phony. Even if it's good advice and you're just quoting it.

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since i am such a magnamimous guy, i will give you an array of condiments and jellies to choose from as you toss my salad.

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Kill Whitey.

Not a day goes by I don't think about it.

We give titty twisters in RMDC.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old