My second attempt at a strip here. It turned into what it is. It just kinda came about.
I couldn't put the links in, hope it's ok I just leave the comics here.

A lack of planning. by PhaseRat 10-13-06

Ladies and Gentlemen, The President of the United States! Hold it! Hold Everything! What's the problem? You got a permit for that flag? The giant sized, fire escape obscuring flag? Er. Well, they said it would be ok. "They" said so. Uh-huh. You're gonna have to come with me.

Solutions creating problems. by PhaseRat 10-13-06

A Presidential rally is in trouble due to a lack of permits for giant flags. How can I help officer? Did you organise this event? I am the President's advisor, yes. You're gonna have to move the flag. And I'll have to write you a ticket. Is this better? Sir, gateways to Hell have to be approved in writing five days in advace of opening said gateway.

Solved, and a new opportunity. by PhaseRat 10-13-06

Things just get worse, as the paperwork mounts up. OK, so if I file a form 7B-12, then I can have the flag, as long as it doesn't block any fire escapes? Yep. I'll do that then. Thanks for your time, they'll validate your parking over there. Many thanks. We need to hire that guy. On it, Boss.

I would have guessed the anal guard was already on the pay roll.
Also, I like the implication that satan works for bush.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Not bad. Needs more butts.

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What others say about boorite!

Satan works for Bush! Ha ha! I just can't handle it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

best comics i've read in a while.....
let's burn a bush together

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Kill Whitey.

Just a quickie.

Death can't take a holiday

Dude! I was supposed to get a week off! You want some? 'Cos I got plenty to go around!

by PhaseRat, 10-14-06

Oblivious Rex by PhaseRat 10-15-06

Aircraft are not a dinosaur's natural environment. Hello. Can I get a refill on my coffee? As such, their danger sense is greatly dulled. Anyone?

this is the funniest comic ever. i dont know why but a dinasaur asking for coffee on a plane in mass chaos is hilarious to me.

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

I like most of these comics. ERGO these are good comics. Make more!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I found these comics delicious. Feed me more.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

'Oblivious Rex,' Beautiful. And I never thought i'd find true love.

I like it, very witty and true.

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Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

Nice use of the T-rex!

Hey, can anyone tell me what " I just outgrabed your mome rath, bitch" means?

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Charles Dodgson?/Lewis Carroll, the hunting of the snark.
Beware the jabberwock my friend.
All mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
Or something like that.

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woof

These comics are very funny and therefore, by logical extention, very good.

*cough*