...because gaming is much more fun with your head encased in a frozen yogurt machine.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Remember, a Jedi can feel the force flowing through them...

Little Lisa was a bit shy in front of the webcam

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Speaking of Jedi...wanting to fuck this piece of Vader sperm up the ass doesn't make me queer, does it? I mean, it looks like a chick.

Brendle's daughter made a similar mistake but with a coleman cooler.

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what if nigger meant kite

So much for cyber sex not producing any offspring.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Kara once again made the best of being the only person at the Mysterio Fan Club meeting.

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I has a flavor!

Due to Cultural Differences, the "Marvin the Paranoid Android" dress up kit didnt go down too well in Japan.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Momma was a gamer geek, daddy was a Target security camera.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Darth Neko started to hate her life...

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

From an early age she was forced to perform oral sex on man after man after man.

She was determined to get revenge, and thus invented the 'Anti forced oral sex machine'. It had a boner deflecting screen which was it's most ingenious feature.'

Although she had been forced to suck hundreds of dirty boners in her early years, (and did suffer some minor adverse effects), she actually came to enjoy the attention of the type of men who routinely force girls to perform fellatio on them.

Her problem was that she was too proud to admit it, which led to her inventing that machine.

Now all the neighbors boners and things will nevermore be clean, they've all become monuments to smegma, because of that machine.

For her complete story, google her name... 'Jonni Verbek'.

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bigworm