HEy Read some'uh my comics, they might make you laugh, and I LOVE EVERYONES COMICS THEY FUNNY!

The Runescape Drug-dealer by kamek_2000 10-19-06

One Day in www.Runescape.com (which is a real site) Grrrr...I am Delrith the demon, prepare to battle! Ok, but first heres some good luck, eat this magic chocolate >;-) *Crunch Crunch* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that was trick chocolate, now your addicted to Heroin! Moral: Don't do drugs, no matter how good they taste. So cold...

The Rape by kamek_2000 10-19-06

hmmmmmmmmm....ah ha, I've solved this mystery! SO...have you solved the crime? Yes, it appears that the women dead here was killed by sex, she was being malested, the guy who was raping her didn't have a condem... Thats so retarded and disgusting thats its not true, I can tell that YOU KILLED HER! Say a word...and you'll feel what its like to do Michael jackson... Ok...

Blame America by kamek_2000 10-19-06

Together men, we Can save America and defeat the Soviet! WHAT THE HELL NOW WE CANT, THE SOVIET ARE TO GOOD AND THEY HAVE BETTER WEAPONS AND CRAP! SHUT UP! *POW SHOOT SHOOT* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH...!@$%# Aw CRAP, he's burning the flag...

Read your comics to whom?

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What others say about boorite!

Ok, I think i've got the hang of this Stripcreator thing:

1> If you're a genuine new user, your comics suck and you need to learn to spell, punctuate, and construct.

2> If you are an established user making comics under this new pseudonym, these comics are "teh funneist".

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2> If you are an established user making comics under this new pseudonym, these comics are "teh funneist".

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I agree. The idea of established users makings intentionally shitty comics under a pseudonym just to see what everyone's reaction will be makes me want to kill them, rip their guts out, and feed them to hyenas.

If, however, this is an actual new user, then: your comics suck, but keep trying.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I liked the first comic enough to ignore the horrible typing and emoticon in the dialog.

The second one was total crap, though.

The third, while having some merit, did not overcome the gap of mispunctuation and typing sound effects into the dialog. Tragic.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

i can only hope it actually IS some 3rd world, english as a second language piece of human filth making these comics. there's no other plausible excuse for their unfunniness.

ahem.

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Kill Whitey.

Runescape FTW.

Condems FTW.

Okay, here's what I have to say.

I am still rather new but I think I've learned the ropes well enough to give out advice. I know you're probably thinking "what the hell is everyone talking about on this site?" Really, it's just stripcreator inside jokes, of which I am still confused by most of them. I think a lot of kids get on here and think "tee hee, I'm cool. I'm going to write a comics and post a thread about it." And it usually consists of some random character saying, "omg. u r toitally weird lookn." Don't do that ever again. And stay away from series until your more experienced. That led to my downfall at first. And chances are, if your ages 15 and under you should just stop using this site period or just don't post in the forums. After reading the first comic of yours, though, I think you do have potential. And don't let people crush all of your hopes and dreams when they leave you a negative comment. Usually, they're just being sarcastic, so be sarcastic right back. Kiss ass, it helps. And be nice to everyone and don't go off into a rampage because you never get any comments. Do all this and you could do a lot better. Oh, and read this, for this was good advice given to me ;)

Constructive criticism one: In the future, only make one thread for all of your read my comic needs.

Constuctive criticism two: Pick ONE of YOUR threads and only use that for posting your comics. Do not post your comics in other people's RMDC threads. This is bad juju and everyone will hate you for it.

Constructive criticism three: Use jokes that are either new jokes you make up and not spins on old junior high material, or marginally coherent stuff. Avoid using OMG LOL I'M A CAAAAAAANIBAAAAAAAAAAAAL erm no blah blah kool in a comic, for example.

Constructive criticism four: You hate your stepdad? GREAT! Use it. You have problems with life in general? GREAT! Use them. Add a sarcastic spin and throw in a cock joke and you'll be fine.

Constructive criticism five: Posting your myspace page as your home page was a bad idea. Especially since everything is set to public. Make it private. Seriously. It's better that way.

Constructive criticism six: Read other user's comics. They will gie you some ideas and show you how to write, and spell, and stuff. Read the toprateds. Especially the toprateds. And learn to capitalize and punctuate correctly.

~LuckyGuess

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

Not even I understand most of my jokes.

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What others say about boorite!

dude those comics are gay go back to ur moms house

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whats up i am sebra 139

Huh. I thought you were dead.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old