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Mr. Wonderful
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I just decided to repost this series here because I felt like it. It's one of my more low-key efforts.
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| So, have you lost all the feeling in your fingers and toes yet? | |
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| Not quite...there's still a slight tingling sensation in my left foot. | |
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| We're going to die out here, aren't we? | |
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| Probably. Unless some deus ex machina comes along. | |
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| Is that like a snow-cat or something? | |
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| Yes, Biff. It's God's snow-cat. | |
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| Wow! God drives a snow-cat? | |
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| Well...if Wayne Newton has one, then I'd imagine God has one. | |
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| I don't know. Wayne Newton has an awful lot of stuff. | |
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| Yes, but God created Wayne Newton. | |
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| Oh, yeah. God must've been in a funny mood when He did that, huh? | |
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| Biff, God's sense of humor is all around us. | |
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| Is us dying out here one of God's jokes? | |
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| Well, Biff, it was our decision to take that shortcut through an Arctic wasteland. | |
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| Oh, yeah...like, free will and stuff? | |
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| Yes. Unless, of course, you heard God's voice telling you not to put enough gasoline in the car before we started out. | |
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| No...it sounded more like my cousin Eddie's voice. | |
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| Biff, your cousin Eddie hates you. | |
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| Maybe if we pray, God will help us. | |
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| Good idea, Biff. Let's bow our heads in prayer. God, please help us out of this mess. | |
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| Hey, the ice melted...we're saved. Thank You, God. | |
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| Well, there's that deus ex machina I was hoping for. | |
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| But, I didn't get to see God's snow-cat. | |
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| We'll make a side trip to Vegas, then. Maybe we can see Wayne Newton's. | |
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--- Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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