The following is based on real life adventures with my fucking cat. One can only guess what it was thinking!

Contributions from other cat owners are most welcome!

Groovy! - Presents: Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 10-29-06

I needed to pee earlier... So, I had a choice between the litter-box next to me, or my owner's basket of clean laundry in his bedroom... I opted for what makes the most logical sense to me... [*sniff* *sniff* ] What the hell? Why do my clothes smell like urine? Ah, FUCKING CAT!!

Groovy! - Presents: More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 10-29-06

Today, I wanted to lick my nuts... ...but, then I remembered my owner had them sawed off two years ago! So, I took a MAJOR dump on his new duvet cover! HEY!!

Groovy! - Presents: More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 10-29-06

Some people say we cats suffer from narcolepsy... Well, I say those people (*yawn* ) are full of shi-ZZZ... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Groovy! - Presents: More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 10-30-06

Some people say we cats are easily distracted... Nothing could be farther from the- Oh, look... A FLY! (Two hours later...)

Groovy! - Presents: More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 10-30-06

My owner thought it would be a good idea to leave the TV on while he was at work, tuned to that cable channel that shows nothing but butterflies and birds flying around... I wish he wouldn't do that. Today, alone, I smashed my face thirteen times leaping head-first at the screen!

Groovy! - Presents: More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 10-31-06

Hmmm... It's three in the morning. I better get ready... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ [*ahem* ] ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! ZZZZZZZZ-*snort* What the FUCK?? SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT!!

Groovy! - Presents: More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 10-31-06

Hmmm... It sounds like my owner is walking around his bedroom in the dark. What the fu -AAAAAAAAAAAA!! [CRASH!! ] My work's done here... WHY DON'T WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT??

Groovy! - Presents: More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 10-31-06

♫ Here, kitty-kitty ♫ Here, KITTY-KITTY! P'shaw! As IF! COME HERE, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT!!

This cat never says groovy... Other than that, Great stuff!

- red

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Groovy! - Presents: More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 11-01-06

People say we cats are stupid because we don't come when called. The fact of the matter is we don't answer to anyone because we are completely INDEPENDENT!! And, um... Hold on... MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! OKAY! OKAYY!! I'LL HAVE YOUR DINNER READY IN A MINUTE, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT!! Anywayz... Where was I? Oh, yeah... We cats are very independent, and...

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This cat never says groovy... Other than that, Great stuff!

- red

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Groovy! - Presents: More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 11-01-06

You know what really chaps my ass? When other cats lick my bung-hole, making it wet, and leaving it air-dry and crack! Not that I'm complaining, mind you...

Groovy! - Presents: More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 11-01-06

You know what else chaps my ass? Extra-absorbant kitty-litter! Oh, and people who think Pink Floyd is a gay redneck...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's the best part of my day!

When the cat does it. Not me.

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If only fools fall in love, then that means the human race is fucked.

Love the comics. Can totally relate.

I'm feeling too lazy to post any of mine, but here's the set I made with all of them:
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/ivytheplant/sets/cats/

Groovy! - Presents: More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 11-02-06

Last week, I flew on one of those 747 airplanes- y'know, the ones with blinky lights, and rockets for engines... Well, Kevin Sorbo was sitting there... *sniff* ...next to a bearded lady with tattoos, looking like he just sucked on a whole bag of sour balls. He was about to open up a can of whoop-ass, when in walks Al Pacino! What the HELL..? I realize none of this is funny, but I'm trying to win that stoopid-ass CC: 336! Why does it smell like farting unicorns in here? YOU'VE DRUNK FROM THE TOILET AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT??

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's the best part of my day!

When the cat does it. Not me.

thanks!

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Love the comics. Can totally relate.

I'm feeling too lazy to post any of mine, but here's the set I made with all of them:
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/ivytheplant/sets/cats/

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I love your comics. I've LIVED some of your comics, lol!

Here's a quickie that I did last Christmas.

Cat-mas 2005 by Hatrix 1-13-06

Oh shiny sratching post covered with cat toys. Why does my human keep us apart??? Touch me and die. Maybe if I just tug on those wires while no one's around... Don't do it. I'm outta here! Arrrrgh!

Cheers!

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Groovy! - Presents: More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 11-04-06

Whenever I do something my owner deems "bad", he squirts me in the face with water... ...which really has no effect at all... ...because I'm into (ahem ) "watersports"!

Groovy! - Presents: More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 11-04-06

My owner has been trying to get me to take my hairball medicine, but I won't have any-thing to to with it! He's even tried mixing it in with my food to no avail... Today, he had the idiotic idea of smearing the medicine all over my asshole... Imagine that! Unfortunately, however, it worked...

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I love your comics. I've LIVED some of your comics, lol!

THANKS!

Groovy! - Presents: More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 11-06-06

Since, squirting me with water wasn't working as a punishment, my owner decided to try using compressed air! It didn't work, of course, because I'm into... ...wait for it... (Thanks to ivytheplant for the inspiration...) ..."blowjobs"!

Groovy! - Presents: More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 11-06-06

Last night, the cute, little Persian next door asked me to kiss her in a "smelly spot"... So, I took her to my litterbox and kissed her! Yeah, I know... But, I don't write this shit. I just show up and read my lines!