[Click to view comic: 'Final Masturbation #1']
[Click to view comic: 'Final Masturbation #2']
[Click to view comic: 'Final Masturbation #3']

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

First off you aren't 'supposed' to comment, but it is appreciated.

Also you aren't supposed to get it, unless you've seen the movie: 'Final Destination'. Which is why those comics are part of my 'crappy movies' series. But your comment helped me understand that not everyone has seen and/or paid attention to the movie i am sending up and therefore i should try to inform people before they read my comics.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

The conclusion was worth the setup.

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I has a flavor!

I understood that the comics were a reference to movies I hadn't seen, and therefore I understood that I didn't fully understand them, but I understood them enough to receive them as intended. Not having seen the movies posed no obstacle to enjoying the comics.

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What others say about boorite!

I can't be bothered making the rest of the comics for this series, someone else do it for me.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I enjoy the fact that the bath is strangeling the guy, seeing as how I get the joke having viewed these movies.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

i have not seen the movies, so I didn't understand them, but i also knew that i didn't understand them, and then i thought about it a little...

...and the last one sounded like a horror setup, and then the Final thing made sense (i'd heard the premise of Final Destination but never seen any of the films) and so finally i did understand them, so i read them again...

i didn't like them

(actually i did like them, but i thought it would be funny at that point to say i didn't)

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I have seen all three movies, and I understand these comics. However, I did not find them funny in the least.

Besides, the "bath" did not strangle him...the shower curtain did.

I also found the comics seriously lacking in actual masturbation content...but I'm nit-picky that way.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

These comics made me feel young, as when the world was new.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Having seen the film and shared your pain I knew where u were coming from. I liked the first one, it made me lol. I didn't like the second one much but I enjoyed the third.

Like he said 1st and 3rd were good

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What The?Ok Who the F#%K Playin my monkey balls

WOW, this thread has had more replies than views.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Having not seen the movies, but having read the first, third, and second comic here, and having seen the replies to the thread, and having decided to respond, I have decided the comics were good and the bulk of the replies posted here, having reviewed them in my mind, sucked.

I'm going to pretend I don't understand any of your comments so I don't have to reply with modest remarks.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

hey i liked it