Losing Your Religion by Hatrix 11-04-06

Hey father you're looking quite haggard these days.... Wha? No! I NEVER KNEW HIM! I had NOTHING to do with it! I swear! Uh... I meant you look worn out Oh. Yes. Of course.

If Only... by Hatrix 11-05-06

After days of denial, evangelical christian hypocrit Ted "pass the meth" Haggard admitted that the recent allegations regarding his sexual exploits are indeed true. Gosh golly GEE, Ted. Really? We're all totally f*cking SHOCKED. HA! When asked to comment, self-righteous blimp Jerry Falwell replied "Ted who?" When did Denis Leary start anchoring the news?

Pilgrimage by Hatrix 11-05-06

We are in standard orbit around the sacred planet captain. Oh most holy Earth!... ...Birthplace of PORN !

Non-Fiction by Hatrix 11-03-06

Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to know that as your commander and chief I am here to lead you in these desperate times. I am so glad that so many of you choose to blindly follow me. After all I pray to the lord every day for guidance and the lord always lets me know exactly what he wants me to do. Isn't that right lord? As long as it's ok with Rumsfeld.

Hope it makes you chortle a little.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

SOme funny stuff - the aliens 1 specially - the president 1 as well - i'm guessing you did that b4 rummy got the boot - and the prez looks like nixon !

Yayayaya for 'Pilgrimage'. Boooooooo for another obvious 'the american administration is evil' comic.

On the whole though, better than cheese-dip.

Consider myself chortleified.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Yabbut it's 'easy target' theatre :D And I never get as many laughs when I use the canadian administration. Snoozerino!

Thanks!

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

The alien one is my favorite.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary