Ok give me some feedback on my comics pls =D

hmmm why didn't that work...

Chicken by Jimmyo 11-10-06

Howdy Nice axe   .   Why am I so weak?

Payoff by Jimmyo 11-10-06

Don't you hate those comics that force you to read a ridiculously long speech bubble and then have no payoff at the end-I feel so cheated that inside I die just a little every time I read one of those

Donny Darko Tribute by Jimmyo 11-10-06

Why are you wearing that stupid rabbit suit? Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? Go fuck yourself

Chicken #2 by Jimmyo 11-10-06

Oh relax, you're not the first guy that couldn't kill a chicken Really? Nah you're the first

I liked Payoff. The others...meh.

Default by Jimmyo 11-10-06

Doesn't it suck being the default characters in this thing? Yeh, we never get into any weird situations like having rough anal sex with an alien on a deserted island Wtf? Even though that would be totally unpleasant Right... Totally, totally unpleasant

If I see one more comic about "default characters" I'm going to purchase a rifle and a clock tower.

That being said, only that one and chicken #2 were bad comics. The rest were at least okay, and Payoff was even pretty good.

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Wow and I thought I was being original about teh defaults - shows how much i know...

One More Comic About "Default Characters" by ivytheplant 11-10-06

Lewl

WTF

Lewl, wtf?

by Jimmyo, 11-10-06

Parasite by Jimmyo 11-10-06

What's for Xmas this year mummy? Nothing, you ungrateful little parasite, all you do is devour my mind and body

"Payoff" seems familiar...

Nec-Romance III by Redfeather 4-02-04

I hate myself It's hard to try To live my life I want to die I can't live Now you're gone It is too hard I can't move on I have given up hope There is nothing left for me To much has happened I need to be free I can't escape I'm bound to you I love you still I wish it wasn't true I'm sick of suffering I'm sick of my pain I need to die So I won't get hurt again I won't get better I can't heal It's your fault This cant be real I can't go on I want to leave this place Soon I'll be gone Without a trace I give up Trying to understand My depression Has got out of hand I hate to suffer I hate to cry I give up I want to die I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. I usually skip over the panels that have too much dialogue

I'm new here so I could be wrong but Payoff appears to be about a crab and his alien friend, while that comic is about a ghost and a barbie doll

To be fair, Jimmy does have a point there.

In any case I doubt the comic is a rip-off, if thats what Redfeather was implying.

Yayness in my anus!

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?? - 1 by finn34 10-18-05

Dogshit.

?? - 2 by finn34 10-18-05

Cuntflaps.

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The judicious application of force by boorite 7-14-03

Rage. Horror. Ecstasy.

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Lmao cuntflaps

If it was up to me, that phrase would go global.

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I like "Payoff" and I like "Parasite" because it's so damn christmas-ee. Pass the nog!

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