So most of these won't be as funny so anyone who doesn't or hasn't played pen and paper role playing games, but...

CC334 by HCRoyall 10-11-06

Luke, the Rape demon has you firmly in its grasp. It whispers in your ear "I'm going to make this last for years..." Can I make a Will save to force myself to die?

Game Night by HCRoyall 10-16-06

The animals have been viciously slaughtered and devoured, and the only thing left alive is a bison drawing its last few breaths. My druid will heal the bison immediately before we continue on our way. And my necromancer will have his skeleton minion remain behind and kill the bison as soon as the druid is out of sight.

Game Night by HCRoyall 10-16-06

Hunter, the dragon grabs you in its jaws and flings you off the mile-high waterfall. I give it the finger all the way down.

Game Night by HCRoyall 10-17-06

Chris, your cone of acid melts all the were-weasles. It also kills Asa's necromancer and seriously injures the rest of the party. When I get resurrected, I am totally going to kill you and turn you into my zombie minion.

Game Night by HCRoyall 11-02-06

Luke, the wards on your cleric's quarters have successfully been made permanent. Now I'm going to retreat back to where I'm safe from the murderous drow after my shiny equipment. And the murderous drow will lie in wait outside his door.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 11-16-06

Three demons have appeared in the middle of a group of students from the Mage School. Mass harm effects up to ten people, so I hit the demons and seven students. You can choose to target less than the maximum, you know. I'm targeting the demons and six students... and the sorcerer. Hey!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Prank B.C Boy Club by jawon12 11-16-06

boo. ... Boo what MAN SAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ahh?

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Transformasion by jawon12 11-16-06

I hate u Ha ha ha what Your ring What Twwet tweet

[b][I like your comics]

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HI

Please don't hijack my thread to post your own comics. You can make one of your own.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I think he meant to praise your comics. So do I, but without the crazy non-sequiturs. I haven't played RPGs in decades, but when I did, it went pretty much as you've depicted here.

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/magicmissle.jpg[/IMG]

PS: I'm wearing Boots of Escaping.

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What others say about boorite!

These comics make me happy in my butt.

Perhaps that was a bad way to phrase it.

You make my butt happy. Yeah, that's it.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Your butt makes me happy.

Yeah, these comics pretty much write themselves. It's awesome.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm really getting the feeling that I wasn't playing the RPG the way I should have been. The more I listen to people who were really into it, the more I feel like that guy fooled me.

Don't you use the 20, 10, 15 sided di for all kinds of stuff? Or was my dice rolling just so hot he made me roll it over and over again?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I like them, you should write some more!

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Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

I like them, you should write some more!

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Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

quote:

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I'm really getting the feeling that I wasn't playing the RPG the way I should have been. The more I listen to people who were really into it, the more I feel like that guy fooled me.

Don't you use the 20, 10, 15 sided di for all kinds of stuff? Or was my dice rolling just so hot he made me roll it over and over again?

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I think that character interaction is huge part of RPGs period, otherwise, why would the FF series put so much effort into their graphics uses in the numerous mini movies throughout the game (much less the two movies they released based on the game)?

Its just that, being an inexperienced player and therefore following the directions that the guy who introduced me to the RPG world (I suppose in these instances, you would have referred to him as the game master), I had no idea exactly what was going on. It was like he was telling me a really fun story, then asking me to roll a 20d, as you call it, randomly before proceeding with the story. Also take into account I was 12 or so when I was participating in one of these games, so I pretty much had no idea what was going on at any given time anyway.

I'm open to being taught how to properly play these games now, but it all seems a little too complex for me. That's why I love yahtzee. There's nothing complex about yahtzee.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

love em, make more please

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Kill Whitey.

Game Night by HCRoyall 11-18-06

Hunter, your murderous drow has been charmed by the beholder. It tells you to attack your friends. Ha! Joke's on him! The murderous drow doesn't HAVE any friends!

Game Night by HCRoyall 11-18-06

The Prince has given you a task, to destroy the holdings of a rival vampire in the city before he can use those resources to take power. "Curse this undeath in which I am trapped!" my character says. "My soul is damned for the killing I am forced to perform!" My character blows off the whiner's head with his shotgun. Then burns the remains.

Game Night by HCRoyall 11-18-06

Hunter, your murderous drow find a +3 holy longsword on your victim. Hey Tom, I'll give you this here sword if you use your magic artificer powers and upgrade my weapons. Why not just use the longsword? It's better than your other weapons. The fact that my character sucks with swords nonwithstanding, it's a holy weapon. I'm evil. I'm sure that bit of logic explains everything.

Game Night. by HCRoyall 11-18-06

Hey Luke, thanks for letitng us set up shop for game nights at here at the Outpost. But shouldn't you at least leave the doors unlocked? What for? I don't know, maybe because there's a run on the new Magic: the Gathering set and this is the only place within miles that still has some? And of course the rabid mob outside waving bills at us. Look, if I have to deal with customers, my monk won't get to inflict horrible punchy doom upon my enemies. At least you have your priorities straight.

Game Night by HCRoyall 11-18-06

Asa, you have successfully made that goblin into your mummy slave. Unfortunately, though he understands common, he only speaks goblin. Dammit! Al right, how can I translate what he's saying? My sorcerer speaks goblin. Or you could buy a Helm of Languages for about 50k. Anything's worth not having to talk to the sorcerer. Hey!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

thank you. it really takes me back.
stupid fucking drow.....

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Kill Whitey.

Game Night by HCRoyall 11-30-06

Have you finished your characters for the post-Apocalypse campaign? Yeah! We're twin sharpshooters with the same stats. He wears a black mask with white clothes, and I wear a white mask with black clothes. I hate both of you. o/^Ebony...o/^ o/^...and Ivory...o/^

Game Night by HCRoyall 11-30-06

It turns out that the survivor of the demon attack was a succubus in disguise. She entered the clerics room by mistake and was killed by the magical wards. The murderous drow will take this opportunity to hide herself in the cleric's quarters before he can reset the wards on the door. Can I just start roling my new character now?

Game Night by HCRoyall 11-30-06

As your characters search the woods for the Elder Vampire's hidden sanctuary, you are beset by a pack of werewolves. They snarl as they recognize you as vampires, then attack. "Let's get some silver weapons," I said. "We might Need them, since there are werewolves in the woods," I said. "No," you said. "It costs too much money," you said. "We'll be fine," you said. I think we can agree that the goth freak is clearly at fault for this. Hey!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 11-30-06

Hunter, your Jedi has the initiative. Well, since the enemy's within my reach I'm making a full attack, which means four strikes with my main arm and three each with my other three arms, for a total of thirteen attacks at a +25 to hit. And this is why you keep a tight rein on DM's during Character Creation. Ah. I see.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I will use my actual physical reaction to good food for this set:

*ahem*

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Thank you.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

HCRoyall

that was neat. moar plz.

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I played D&D once by Injokester 12-01-06

Quickly, the dragon approaches! We must roll an 8 or more on 2d6 to cast an aura of protection! Can't I just hit it with a stick or something? Fuck you Steve, you're ruining the game.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Injokester

A circle of protection against a dragon? I don't know why they said you were ruining the game; hitting it with a stick is much more effective than any circle of protection is going to be.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

GAME NIGHT 2057 AD by chopper 12-02-06

MY PROGRAM SAYS YOU FAILED YOUR SAVING THROW, SO YOUR METROSEXUAL ELF CHARACTER IS DEAD AGAIN, CRIPPLED CHARLIE. Thats the third time in this campaign, I miss the old paper and dice days... Quiet! Do you want The Great one to put you in the Re-Education camp? So I says to this mfer, how the hell you gonna claim D&D is better than mfing Call Of Cthulhu? You ever shit yo pants from a mfing doppleganger yet? YOU PROMISE NEXT TIME WE PLAY "ADVANCED ANAL RAPE DROID"!!!

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

I only ever played a pen & paper RPG once (mostly because I had no friends until late high school). Shadowrun. It was pretty cool, although mostly my character just got to "stand outside and watch for the police."

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I has a flavor!

Game Night by HCRoyall 12-02-06

Jason's character successfully takes cover behind the wall. What the Hell? Why are you always hiding behind shit? Because my HP is made of Suck!

Game Night by HCRoyall 12-02-06

As you explore the old base, you are confronted by two large sentry robots complete with arm mounted laser weapons. I'm going to run away, shooting Jason in the knee with my shotgun as I go so he'll distract them. Why do you guys always pick on me? Because it's easy.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Shadowrun haw.

I remember the old days when that Star Wars pen-and-paper in the plastic Darth Vader carrying case was around. Man, I loved the giant sheet vinyl item and character cards.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old