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You were NEVER 12 cracky me boy. You joined the boy scouts at 11 and were tragically KIA 6 months later at a scout jamborie in the Rocky Mountains. They downloaded your memory engrams onto a D.O.D. Cray supercomputer and booted you up into an A.I. program where they have been keeping you. Unfortunately the master programmer lived in south Florida as a child and made all the background subroutines mirror S.FLA trailer parks. You now believe that you are from Florida, are white, and served in the U.S. Army attaining the rank of Sgt. What you really are is a small black child from Hackensack NJ and that is why you subconsciously choose the image of a black child as your forum avatar. BTW, they made your wife a construct of a playboy playmate and Cybil. That should explain a lot.
Sorry about that chief.
That's kind of the coolest thing you've ever said, and if you had put it in comic form I'm tempted to think Brad would have refunded your donation and taken you on the road with him.
Whoever he is, and wherever he goes.