The immaculate deception. by KittenToucher 11-19-06

Hey why are we here? Well, I got an email inviting badly drawn animals to meet by the bushes at noon. That's not funny. No, not really.

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"I may have Alzheimers, but at least I don't have Alzheimers"

OMFG ITS A NEW PERSON YOU SUCK LOLOL!!!!1!!1

But seriously, ignore that. I thought that was a pretty good comic for someone brand new. Usually it takes a while for a newb to find his or her niche here and it looks like you're off to a good start from my perspective.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I think right now people will be generally overly nice to you. So you picked a good time to join. I didn't find that particular comic to be funny, but I see nowhere you can go other than up. Keep trying until you find your niche and then run with it.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

KittenToucher eh? what kind of a goddamned name is that? Nevermind. I'm sort of new too, I guess.
That was pretty funny for a first-timer, but I know you can do better.

Before and After by takedown 11-18-06

Before taking Wieght Loss Made E-Z I'm fat and I'll never get skinny! After taking weightloss made E-Z Hi Jesus! I'm Jesus and I highly recomend Weight Loss Made E-Z!

Take that!

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Yeah, real funny.

takedown, stop hijacking threads. It sickens me.

hey, at least I know how to hotwire 'em!

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Yeah, real funny.

That's not my favorite of yours, but all of yours are at least okay. Some are good. Keep up the good work.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

The Jesus one? I like it.

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Yeah, real funny.

i thought the second caption was funnier than the last.
could have a better line at the end.

i'm being nice because i've decided to stop thinking for myself for a little bit.

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Kill Whitey.