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Look by crabby 11-21-06

The name is Alopnia. I'm the first American born space hoe. The year is 2078. Rupert Murdoch is president and Ted Danson is dead. My responsibility to this parallel dimension is to create animals to battle with humans for my enjoyment. Caution: There will be alot of narration boxes.

Look 2 by crabby 11-21-06

I created the Crazy Chocolate bat to battle with the young emo closet homo sexual. I'm a chocolate bat and it's all about the sweet tooth baby! I was gonna go to a punk rock show instead of my high school reunion. The new age political donkey against the 1940 style black and white murder mystery villain. Turn off your lights when you aren't home. I lurk in shadows and don't speak. The retarded dolphin against the elderly Abe Vigoda. Eat the fudge. Hello, I'm abe vigoda.

Look 3 by crabby 11-21-06

That may seem pointless, however, if you look closer you might find that it was in actuality every single one of your hateful racist thoughts combined into one idea. Once you realize that, then I'm sure the next question you will ask yourself is what if those characters fell in love. Starlite!

Look 4 by crabby 11-21-06

I got chocolate love for ya baby! I'm loving the slightly disco feel of these last few panels. Turn the lights off before you slide in bed next to me baby. I want touch ya pee pee. I can tell that my success has made you jealous and that your jealousy has turned to lust.

Look 5 by crabby 11-21-06

This has been a test in the obvious. I hope you have enjoyed your stay. For those of you that can read between the lines, I'm glad that it has all been put out there for you to dissect. For those of you that didn't get it. I'll make sure to include more narration for you next time.

.... Complete gibberish

lol..I love it

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"I may have Alzheimers, but at least I don't have Alzheimers"

Thanks to the new feature I can now see that this thread has only been viewed 2 times and my feelings can officially be hurt.

i have viewed it. that makes 3.
3 is a fun number.

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Kill Whitey.

This is my second viewing!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thanks for the support fellas. Things have been rough the last week or so, it's glad to see some people are still on board.

Chrunchy, chocolately, and far better than whatever it was I put in my mouth over thanksgiving.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

LuckyGuess
That's what he said...