Generally I suck and use too many words, but this isn't quite as sucky as usual.

When the forces of ultimate evil meet by I_am_the_Sunday_Time 10-28-01

So I haven't seen you since Nylarthotep's kid's bar-mitzvah. How's he doing? Pretty good. His eldest got into Harvard to study law so they're pretty happy. And how's things with you? Busy, busy. You know how it goes. My boss is a jerk, he doesn't care, I haven't had a holiday in I don't know how many years... Well, you know what they say -- "No rest for the wicked" What, you thought they'd be stroking white cats and going "MWAH-HAH-HAH" in English accents? Boy, you said a tentacleful. Look, I've got to fly but we should get together for a beer and destroying a small Middle-Eastern country sometime.

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-- Would the last person to leave please kill me?

Hmmm. "tentacleful." I like that!

But wouldn't destroying a small middle-eastern country be a good thing?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Depends if it's one of the ones with good cooking and/or oil (delete one, depending on whether you're British or American).

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-- Would the last person to leave please kill me?

Actually, we can get the oil if the country exists or not, so good cooking it is!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Shoulda stayed home and destroyed the Earth instead by I_am_the_Sunday_Time 10-28-01

Dammit, Cthulhu, you're late for work I overslept (rimshot)

I just wanted to tell you that this comic made me exclaim "Garg!"

But in a good way.

Your comics meet with my approval, IatST. You can sleep soundly tonight.

Absoloutely Superb.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"