Why... do... all... of... the... other... cyborgs... laugh... at... me?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

After the surgery Jimmy couldn't get a date to save his life, but boy did he ever have good graphics.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Tired of the old "hand in a bucket of warm water" gag, the Boy Scouts were now administering electronic lobotomies to their sleeping pals.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

And when I throw the switch I'll NEVER have to talk to a girl again!!!!

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

borg welfare case #23897882

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Kill Whitey.

Teen Titans mania claims another victim.

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I has a flavor!

his parents, who'd hacked into him while he slept, were pleased to find he hadn't tried drugs, but devastated when they discovered the true source of the cat's urinary tract infection a couple years back

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what if nigger meant kite

Computerized unibrow electrolysis.

In the comfort of your very own home!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Tobors Cumshot

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false