You might have read some these before but it's been a while since I showcased on the forums. 

If you haven't, please don't hesitate: 

Anus and Anus by DaveMonkey 11-27-06

You're an untidy, slobby, slothful piece of shit!! You shot semen all over the bathroom floor! It took me ages to lick it all up. You're disgusting. You're delicious!

Vs. Cigarettes... by DaveMonkey 12-05-06

How's the not-smoking thing going, Dave? PISS OFF, PISS-FLAPS!! Ah. this would be the nicotine withdrawal sympton, which commonly manifest itself as anger. Furthermore-- ♫SUCK ON MEEEEE/ SUUUUCK ME!♫ I love you, but you want to hurt me...

Anus and Anus by DaveMonkey 10-27-06

Hey you! Name a famous actor who hasn't got a moustache! Er...Michael Clark Duncan? You lose. Bend over. It would help if you could actually explain the rules of this game... There are no rules to rape.

Enjoy.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I just laughed like a stupid sonuvabitch for a long time at these.

These spurred me to read the rest of your comics. But not the 2nd one.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I'm going to use pissflaps in normal conversation now.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

See that you do.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I loved them.

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Hooray for catharsis!

You lot make me feel happy... in my pants.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Some more: 

Anus and Anus Go to Heaven by DaveMonkey 12-06-06

Well, here we are in heaven... Indeed. There IS an afterlife after all. Am I missing something? Did we die? Who cares? We've escaped justice!

Anus and Anus Go To Heaven Part 2 by DaveMonkey 12-07-06

Hello, chum! I was wondering if I could have a word with God. I am the Ele-Mental. Meeting the almighty is a difficult task. Oh? Yes. First, you must accept that there are certain notions that people have of Heaven that are blatantly false. Whatever. Can I see God? He prefers 'Allah'.

Anus and Anus Go To Heaven Part 3 by DaveMonkey 12-07-06

That sonovabitch Ele-Mental won't let me see God. I can help you see God. You can? Yeah. Turn around and bend over. Meeting God feels exactly like being in prison.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

"There are no rules to rape."

Oh, how true that is.

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I has a flavor!

its like the philasophical, man-raping terrance and phillip of SC.

loved em....

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Kill Whitey.

Anus and Anus go to Heaven 4 by DaveMonkey 12-08-06

Listen I'm in desperate need to talk to God. There's been a huge mist-- OOOOOWAAAHH! HOLY GHOST! HOLY GHOoOST!! Fuck off. Fair enough.

Anus and Anus go to Heaven Part 5 by DaveMonkey 12-08-06

You have been granted access to God. State your business, and don't steal the silver. Yes? Bend over.

Anus and Anus Go to Heaven 6: Who House? God's House! by DaveMonkey 12-08-06

Hello? God? are you in there? Come on in! I can sense your disappointment.

Anus and Anus Go To Heaven-7 by DaveMonkey 12-08-06

So... You're God, eh? Yep indeedy-do! Jesus Christ. Where!?!

Anus and Anus Go to Heaven - The Finale! by DaveMonkey 12-08-06

How did it go? It went well. We're getting out of here. So what did you do? Outwitted him with a chess players mind. We're not Dead. Can we go? Sure.

 I thank you!

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

It got somehow better and better. End it now before violating the rule of Sequels Can Only Suck (e.g. Rambo, Rocky, Leprechaun) earns you a spot in creativity hell.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(GASP)hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Yeah, real funny.

Anus and Anus by DaveMonkey 12-14-06

Did you know that certain types of poop float in the water? I'll leave you with that thought... Get back here and clean out the bath!

Anus and Anus by DaveMonkey 12-14-06

I have a riddle for you. Right, go on. I can stand, yet cannot walk. I weep, yet I cannot see. I have a helmet, yet I have no head... Mm-hm... ..And I can go in your mouth. What am I? Uncle Joe?

Anus and Anus by DaveMonkey 12-14-06

Anus? My wee-wee cried milky tears of joy earlier today. Is that normal? Yes it is, but feeling the need to inform me about it is not. Oh... On a completely unrelated matter, you might not want to wear your favourite jumper tomorrow. I hate you.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

He done opened up a can of rapin' on his ass. And how!

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I liked the bit where the one guy got some unexpected action.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

First Jes_Lawson returns, then TimmythePervert makes a comeback, and now you, DaveMonkey, with your witty funnysomeness, have made me fall in love with SC all over again.

Now, if only i could think of a funny comic...

Thanks to all.

 I love you looooooooong time, now.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

i likeee the second anus and anus and the vs. cigaretes

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hi