The world's foremost sexual veternarian returns! To Practice his trade where beastiality laws are lax!

The Return of Doc Pembroke: Sexual Veternarian Down Under... by AngryAmerican 12-07-06

Oi mate, your kangaroo has the worst case of priapism I've ever seen! Crikey! What's priapism? Its the most painful, persistent and diabolical erection you've evah had mate! And your 'roo's got it in spades! Do everything ya can doc! Money's not an issue! Nurse! I'll need some meth amphetamine, a case of crackers, some peanut butter and four nursing basset hounds! Stat! I'd like to watch....if that's OK....?

The Return of Doc Pembroke: Down Under! by AngryAmerican 12-07-06

I'm sorry to mate, but yer koala didn't make it. Dear God, wha happened to it? Well, i had woven a jockstrap from eucalyptus leaves, OK, and the bloody thing just LEAPED INTO MY MAKESHIFT MAN-SLING.... I don't like where this's goin.... ....and it somehow got accidentally impaled on my INSANELY HARD manhood. Goddamn city doctors...

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Kill Whitey.

Damn those Aussies!

 Funny.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I love them. Then again, I loved the entire series before.

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Hooray for catharsis!