Don't I feel special.

HOOAH!

Scott schemes to be fired for E.I. benefits. Scott! On that club with a salad, hold the bacon and make that salad a poutine! Mutilated vagina! HOO-AH!

by JohnnyPolite, 12-09-06

ROFL! LMAO! ROFLMAO? by JohnnyPolite 12-10-06

So he says, "That's no knick-knack, Patty Whack! Give the frog a loan." hahaha! ROFL. ...Did you just say 'rofl?' Yeah. I like how it sounds. Roooooffle. It just rolls off the tongue! Some lingo is just too cool to be internet-only. You're just too much of a noob to get it. Noob? You just broke my heart. I'm crying, right now, all because of you. ... God you're lame. LOL! Oh, berb. I think I hear the kitchen timer going off.

Some people go to med school to play with cadavers. by JohnnyPolite 12-10-06

Hey doc, I want to talk to you about this dream I had... It was in black and white, and I was on something like an airport runway, and I had a gun. This sounds juicy. I had a group of people with me who also had guns, and I somehow knew that at the other end was another group of people who we had to kill. So suddenly there's just me and this chick left, and I shoot Her or me, right? But she doesn't die. I never wanted her to suffer, so I panic, and I shoot til I'm out of ammo. But she never dies. She just looks at me and licks her lips. ...WTF is wrong with me? Well, I don't know what's wrong with *YOU*, but *I* have an erection.

I liked the awkwardness of the first strip from your second post.

Thanks that's kinda what I was going for.

Nail goes in face. by JohnnyPolite 12-11-06

I hope everyone has their presentations ready! Who wants to go first? Billy, how about you? Now why have you gotta be asking me? You KNOW I didn't do it. Well. Hm. Do you need more time? You know I won't do it! I don't see why you put so much effort in, honestly. If I was you, I'd just be all, "Hey! You with the breasts! A+! By the way, IT WAS AWFUL! HAHA!" ...Ya know?