You all don't suck hard enough.  Let me show you how it's done.
[Click to view comic: 'Don't Sleep On The Canary']

You don't suck, but you aren't great, either. Work on that. One or the other, man! One or the other!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Hm; suckiness or greatness... I think I'll just stick with half-assed.  Thank you for reading, etc.

you can suck alot more if you tried hard enough

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Do let me know if you come up with any pointers.  Thanks.

suck it, suck it good!

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hi

For some reason, I found the "How 'bout a Shit Sandwich?" punchline unexpectedly delightful.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I don't think you had enough errors for me to like it.

I don't know why I find the term "baked vagina" funny, but I do.

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Hooray for catharsis!

ojcme

I prefer it fried or broiled.

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I has a flavor!