The American way. by myles1890 11-29-06

If you were an American soldier... SIEG HIEL! You'd want to stay home, too. Why, you ask? Does this uniform make my barrel look fat? Dur, it's fucking hot over there! I think my nuts just turned to dust...

Well, if you like the American Soldier, and support their cause, please...

Don't read this.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

Also, you shouldn't read it if you like comics that don't totally suck.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Jake Long is a great name.