All That "Glitter" Sure Ain't Gold by itsclark 10-30-01

"Noone is available to take your call. Please leave a message at the beep!" ...*BEEP* Um, yeah... this is Mariah Carey again. I'm looking for my career! I know you're there! Pick up the phone!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

What? You fail to sing my praises? My comics own you, fool!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

For this, you must suffer further!

Join Me, in my Dance of Death! by itsclark 10-24-01

The monster is coming this way! It'll be on me... any... second... now. *sigh*... The animation budget is a bit limited this year.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

The only things people seem to be intrested in now are Tobor Serials.

Here is the thread.

I hope those are strawberries...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Oh, yes... back to the punishment:

IRC: You Can't Win! by itsclark 10-27-01

So, what do you think of the Protagoran view that moral standards are grounded only in social custom -- that "man is the measure of all things"? That's ghey! Then perhaps you favor the Platonic notion that moral decision making involves the intuitive apprehension of moral archetypes? Ghey! Well, then what do you think of the new 'Tool' album? UR a tool!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Logic Bomb by itsclark 11-04-01

When I want to know whether I need a Tix-Tax breath mint, I just breathe into my hand and sniff! Like this! But aren't you really just smelling your hand? If you could actually smell your own bad breath, wouldn't you smell it ALL THE TIME, with or without your lame hand gimmick? AAYYIIEE!! I'm melting! MELTING!! Its good to live in a cartoon universe!

This is my personal favourite, and this has also gained you the ultimate respect of getting added to my favourites list. Your life has pretty much hit it's peak.

sorry

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Dad was flammable

Theres a crappy comics thread just for stuff like this itsclark.

I should know half my comics are in there.

Gee, thanks! I hope you realize I'm sending you the therapy bill.

This thread does seem pointless and masturbatory now that I think about it. Its one of those things you start and then for the life of you can't remember why (sort of like technical school).

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

...but itsclarks' strips aren't crappy.

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