Even they get it. by Xion 1-03-07

... and if it weren't for the oppressive regime of the Catholic church throughout the last 1500 years, science and our understanding of the universe would be vastly improved. Imagine that, something as ridiculous as a religion holding that much sway over so many people as to withhold education, merely on the basis of crazy old tribal superstitions. Fancy a shag? Quite.

Cynicism by Xion 1-03-07

... and in conclusion, it was actually Nietzche who said 'God is Dead'. Wow... I know eh? ...You have utterly changed the way I think about the world, humanity and the metaphysics organizing the galaxy within which we dwell. Still going to need that wallet though.

Hell, I'd be screwed. by Xion 1-03-07

In recent news, Jesus Christ has returned to earth, heralding Armageddon. Fuck.

How to win an argument. by Xion 1-03-07

All I'm saying is that if there IS a God, then robots designed him, making him the ultimate AI. And how would robots go about this, if humans designed robots. Time machine. Your a just a sore loser you little SOB.

Not the whole Truth. by Xion 1-02-07

Sometimes, I wish I were less fundamentally a Catholic about certain things. Then the wife and I could have used contraceptives, and not gotten ourselves into this mess...

[Click to view comic: 'An opinion.']

[Click to view comic: 'Tact, or the lack thereof.']

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Quite funny.  I guffawed at a few of them loudly.

However, a little variation in topic wouldn't hurt.  Otherwise, you have much promise.  Let the dark side consume your soul.

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I has a flavor!

I liked those. Keep up the good work.

Amazing work.

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h@wtsome

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I liked the first five.  The latter ones became more dogmatic ranting than comedy, so I wasn't so impressed.  If you've got to bombard people with your opinions, try to do it in a way that seems less focused on driving them down the audience's throat and more on show the opposition in a silly light.  Or, even better, don't do it at all.

Aside from that I'd say you're going to be a great stripper.

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not_Scyess

Thanks for that. I appreciate the critiscism, since its constructive.

I do think those are my strongest ones (ie: funniest/cleverest) so far, although I like my very first one as well....

This is it

The Right Answer by Xion 1-02-07

Somethings been bothering me for a while now... What is it? Do you think theres a god? According to Wikipedia.... no.

As for my topic choices... well, I have a bunch of opinions, and thats just the first of them that inspired me when I sat down last night. Maybe I'll do some other stuff, maybe not. We'll see.

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I wont be satisfied until they laminate it in gold.

Keep making comics! These are very good, indeed.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Xion

That's a great example of a comic which is funny even though it touches a potentially dogmatic subject.  It doesn't have the air of antagonism which can kill humor.

And thanks for taking my criticism for what it was.  Most new people think I'm making some sort of personal attack on them.  (Of course, most new people's comics suck.)  It's nice to see some talent join the club.

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Xion

Thanks for that. I appreciate the critiscism, since its constructive.

In all my years at this site. In all my years scanning the threads in RMDC... That is something I have NEVER seen!

Educational? by Xion 1-03-07

You know, these educational Christian games are not making much sense to me. Bullshit, they make all sorts of sense. Dude, I'm oppressing Galileo to admit the world is flat.

Irony. by Xion 1-03-07

Well, according to my history notes, the Spanish Inquisition tortured, amongst other people, the Jewish for not converting. I think thats kinda ironic. Why ironic? Dude, you know Jesus was Jewish, right? THAT IS A DIRTY LIE!!!

Ouch. by Xion 1-03-07

Look, I'm not saying your wrong, I'm just saying that to believe in something merely because you can´t DISPROVE it, doesnt make a lot of sense. So what your saying is that I should only believe something when there exists positive proof for it, or a reasonable cause to continue believing in it? Yes, thats exactly it. The Bible say's I should kick you in the nuts right now.

Behind the Scenes by Xion 1-03-07

For the past while, stem cell research has enraged a number of religious group, convinced that it is both immoral and unethical. To relieve their worries in regards to the professionalism of the doctors and scientists entrusted with this research, we go now to renowned geneticist and humanitarian...... Dr. Mason "Will someone finish that little bastard off? I gotta do an interview!"

Alright, so the topics a bit dated... by Xion 1-04-07

... but seriously, does the Holocaust really excuse putting hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of Palestinians out of their homes? So that's a yes to curly-fries?

I'm slowly beginning to vary my topics!

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Genetic makeup of Iceland. by Xion 1-04-07

You had SLAVES?! Chill out. We didn't have black slaves. We took the Irish. Mostly women too. Why else do you think theres so few good-looking Irish women? We took the lookers.

Being polite never hurt anybody.... by Xion 1-04-07

... YOU GODDAMN RETARDS COMING TO MY DOOR, PREACHING YOUR GODDAMN WORD! HOW ABOUT YOU LEAVE HONEST FOLKS ALONE FOR ONCE! WHAT? YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY? WELL STEP UP BOY! STEP THE FUCK UP! ... and now, a grim tale from the suburbs.

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Xion

I love this one. Not sure why, but it makes me giggle every time i see it. Maybe it's because I love curly fries and know people who'll start spouting politcal crap at the most inoportune times.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

damn fine comics.

and i'm not just saying that to be nice.

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If we're not careful. by Xion 1-05-07

You think theres anything to this evolution hogwash then? Well sure... I mean, why not. Any creature that does not adapt to its surroundings is bound to die off, leaving only the ones that can survive. Adapt? What the hell do you mean adapt? Well... creatures with natural defenses against threats such as predators are more likely to survive of course. Hell, thats bullshit. Everybody knows the best defense is a good offense!

Why share? by Xion 1-05-07

... I'm having an abortion. Would you like onion rings with your abortion?

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My favorite new stripper in a LONG time. Great stuff.

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I love these comics.  LOVE THEM.  Make more immediately.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

I really think curly fries go better with an abortion.

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Clueless. by Xion 1-05-07

Your aware this is grounds for a harassment suit? Is this better? Worse.

Taking Notes by Xion 1-05-07

In recent news, tele-evangelist Pat Robertson has predicted that a massive terrorist attack will occur in 2007. In 2005, Robertson predicted that George W. Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. "Religious Moron #2144628654..... Pat Robertson"

Another one bites the dust. by Xion 1-05-07

Umran Javed was recently convicted of inciting murder and stirring up racial hatred after he called for the bombing of USA and Denmark. Javed claimed that his use of 'Bomb Bomb USA' and 'Bomb Bomb Denmark' in front of the Danish Embassy in London, were 'just slogans'. "Religious Moron #2144628654..... Umran Javed

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I wont be satisfied until they laminate it in gold.

Dammit... I should make a donation so I can edit my comics. Forgot to add the next number in the religious moron count.

Please ignore the fact that Pat Robertson and Umran Javed are currently occupying the same number.

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I wont be satisfied until they laminate it in gold.

Pat Robertson will always be religious moron number 1 on my list.

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Hooray for catharsis!

lets not forget ernest angley, both a moron and highly disturbing to look at.

the pride of ohio...

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Kill Whitey.

If only. by Xion 1-05-07

YOU KNOW WHATS IRONIC? NO! WHATS IRONIC?! I SELL PARACHUTES DOOR TO DOOR!

Someone should say something. by Xion 1-06-07

I wanted to apologize to you for calling you those horrible names when you said Pastor Ben was a pedophile. Did he... It was horrible.

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I wont be satisfied until they laminate it in gold.

Hmm... I feel like the quality of these is sliding downhill, not to mention I havent written many more. I'm actually feeling quite constrained by the limits of the images...

*sigh*

Heres what I got anyway.

Sensitivity training by Xion 1-14-07

Are all terrorists as gay as you look? No.

Calls em as I sees em.

Later considered a wise move, Danny chose to keep the 'Catty Whore' comment to himself.

by Xion, 1-14-07

Not quite. by Xion 1-14-07

Being as you are, an actress in pornographic films, we want to know... which thick white fluid you like the most? I love yoghurt if thats what your trying to insinuate.

You dont want to know. by Xion 1-14-07

Hey, do you think a regular handsaw has enough tensile strength to cut through bone? More specifically, a human femur? Is this relevant to a current problem your having? .... it might be.

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I wont be satisfied until they laminate it in gold.

I was really enjoying this thread until someone badmouthed Ernest Angely, and that I do not forgive.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.