I haven't posted for a while, but here I am again for those who remember, having just recently completed my fourth 50 episode serial comic strips.

It is entitled "Mechanemone" and it deals with lots of interesting issues, for example: what happens when a polite person is forced over the edge; what happens when a cat is black; what happens when the punchline is usually the word "fuck".

 Here's a little overview:

Mechanemone 6: I suppose this was your idea by 0401040 9-28-06

So what brings you to my room? We need to talk John. May I ask why? We don't like you living here anymore. You're too polite. Well, fuck you then. If it's not too much bother. It is too much bother John. Now get out.

Mechanemone 13: Do not read by 0401040 9-30-06

We came up with a better idea. I'm listening. Could you hack into his bank account? Actually no, I'm still trying to get Knoppix to install on my eighth partition, but apparently it has some conflict with SUSE on the sixth. Why the hell are you installing so many Linuxes? Because I'm a geek, now fuck off.

Mechanemone 22: Of the golden arches by 0401040 10-13-06

Hello. What can I get you sir? How about the 250,000 square kilometers of the Amazon rainforest you've torn down in the past five years to raise your cheap cattle? Would you like fries with that?

Mechanemone 25: The secret ingredient is blasphemy by 0401040 10-14-06

So, basically, I don't have anywhere to stay. So what do you want me to do about it? Can I stay here? No. Fuck off.

Mechanemone 34: The fighter went down over apsû by 0401040 11-11-06

John, please don't sue us... Too late fuckbeard. What's gotten into you lately John? Why don't you shut your goddamn mouth, and take that hat, and piss in it, and then put it back on your head, and do a dance, or something? I think you've had too much to drink, John. And I think you've had too much fucking whatever fucking shit cock. WANKERS!

And so forth.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

And more: 

Mechanemone 9: I apologise heartily by 0401040 9-28-06

So, how does it feel to be homeless? It fucking sucks. What? And fuck you, you dickhead. You didn't stick up for me at all. After ten fucking years as your best friend. Woah, calm down John. How dare you drag me here to ask me that. I was there for you when your Uncle died. Remember that, you ungrateful little shit?

Mechanemone 10: To assist competently by 0401040 9-29-06

John has really lost it now. What happened? He told me to go fuck myself, and then he stood on the bar and pissed into my glass. Wow. Only it wasn't my glass. It was some woman's glass, and her husband dragged him off the bar and beat the shit out of him. That is so awesome that I just ejaculated.

Mechanemone 42: Just ice, bartender by 0401040 12-21-06

Tonight on channel 3 news... Doctor Emery Footstool was released this afternoon following his acquittal in the High Court. The Doctor was accused of murder, but was later found to have simply been involved in an accident involving a ketchup bottle. An accident in which three people mysteriously died from blood loss resulting from wounds clearly caused by some kind of a saw.

Mechanemone 43: Oh now it's all becoming clear by 0401040 12-21-06

Hi, could you tell me the way to the main... Hey wait, aren't you Doctor Footstool? I sure am. My trial just finished. I didn't realise that was today... Can I ask you a favour? Does it involve sawing? Yes. Count me in.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Yes I want fries with that! Fries of Hilarity!

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What others say about boorite!

I found these enjoyable and thinky. I like thinky, and enjoy enjoyable.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

fuckbeard. classic!

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Kill Whitey.

"fucking shit cock. Wankers." That's shakespeare isn't it? I laughed quite heartily. Too bad there isn't an image for "stood on the bar and pissed into my glass". :D

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

The "wankers" moment actually refers to some guy who apparently won the last British Big Brother series and had Tourettes. I saw him when they put him on a talk show and it was absolutely excruciating. It was like watching a deaf person bumping into things while everyone covered their mouths trying not to laugh.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.