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pamelayschimm
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For those of you who like a little political humar...truth is indeed stranger then fiction. 

1-17-07 11:53pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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It helps to post the comics. These are a couple I liked.

 

GENERICA by pamelayschimm
12-14-06
After a lifetime of oppression, our heroine decides to leave her war-torn, poverty-stricken, disease-ridden homeland and start a new life.
I will go to America.
Adrift for weeks in freezing, shark infested waters, clinging desperately to her leaky inner tube, beyond the limits of human endurance, she washes up on the golden shore of the American Dream.
At Last!
Unfortunately, not the one depicted by the flag-waving, corporate-owned mainstream media.
The sweat shops are that way.
Sigh

GENERICA by pamelayschimm
12-14-06
A TYPICAL AFTERNOON...
WE INTERRUPT OUR USUAL MINDLESS DRIVEL WITH THIS LATE-BREAKING STORY... SCREEN IDOLS BRICK STONE AND FANNY FLUFF...
HOURS LATER...
... SCREEN IDOLS BRICK STONE AND FANNY FLUFF HAVE ANNOUNCED PLANS TO ADOPT A MARTIAN BABY. "IT'S NOT ABOUT THE PUBLICITY" SAYS A SOURCE CLOSE TO THE COUPLE...
DAYS LATER...
...BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... AND NASA HAS VOLUNTEERED TO BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... ONCE AGAIN, SCREEN IDOLS...

GENERICA by pamelayschimm
12-20-06
How is the patient, Doctor?
Just fine. I've scheduled surgery for this afternoon.
Surgery? But she only came in for a checkup.
I know, but her insurance does'nt cover that.
This is highly unethical! You'll be sued for malpractice!
No Problem! MY insurance covers THAT!

GENERICA by pamelayschimm
12-23-06
WHY STORYBOOK CHARACTERS...
...Flying without a license... cruelty to an endangered species... contraband... say, have you been drinking?
NEVER VISIT...
...Kidnapping... theft... breaking and entering... your DNA is all over that greenhouse...
WISCONSIN.
Will Rudolph be able to post our bail?
No, they've got him under quarantine!

GENERICA by pamelayschimm
1-10-07
HELP! I'VE BEEN ROBBED!
HELP! I'VE BEEN RAPED!
HELP! I'VE BEEN SHOT!
MY GOD! WHERE ARE THE POLICE?
You were going 26 MPH in a 25 zone and you weren't wearing your seat belt. Those are SERIOUS CHARGES!

 

I don't mean to be overly critical, but I'd like more of them if you had more "humor" and less "political" in your comics.  You come across as just being bitter in a lot of them, which can be a good thing if you can spin the humor right, but you don't seem to have that knack. 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

1-18-07 4:28am (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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i don't even mind the bitterness, but the puchlines hit like a malnourished children.

please address this problem and post more comics.

thank you.

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Kill Whitey.

1-19-07 2:02am (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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The first one posted was very "I want to be bitter about something so here's a bunch of generic political things that people are bitter about even though I don't know what the hell I'm talking about."

The next three were quite good.  I agree with your opinion in the last comic, although it still wasn't funny.

I agree it's a pitfall to make comics too political.  Often the only people who think they're funny are the people who agree with your opinion, and everyone else will think they're dogmatic / bitter / slanderous / corporate-owned mainstream-media conspiracies, etc.

 

 

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

1-25-07 1:46am (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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not_Scyess

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Did you hear that, microchips in my brain?! YOU HAVEN'T BEATEN ME YET!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

1-25-07 1:52am (new)
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pamelayschimm
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These reviews are scathing!  This new strip is just for you guys, and might I add I'm in good company then because I found None of your comics even remotely intertaining.

1-30-07 11:22pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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GENERICA by pamelayschimm
1-30-07
... Dogmatic... Bitter... Slanderous... These reviews are SCATHING!
Then I must be doing something right.
It doesn't bother you?
On the contrary... It only proves the point I'm trying to make...
... Without those kind of people, I'd have no INSPIRATION!

This screams bitter retaliation, but I must admit I enjoy a lot of your other stuff because it takes me back to when I hated everything related to government and economic protocol/policy/established heiarchial hoohaw (that may sound negative, but to me it means something generally positive about your comics. If given the appearance of negativity, replace with 'these comics are like rubbing fuzzy baby bunnies against my cheeks.').

Also, I was intertaining. Travelling between tainings, a freak of nature, hated and feared throughout the land of Tain.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

1-31-07 12:11am (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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I fail to see how saying I liked some of your comics and then offering some tips to improve your future comics is "attacking with severe criticism" but what do I know?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

1-31-07 9:43am (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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You have to think outside the box. Then you'll understand.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

1-31-07 9:54am (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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at least i agree with your political views...

also my criticisms weren't scathing. you haven't even seen the tip of the 'scathe' iceberg yet.

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Kill Whitey.

1-31-07 10:37am (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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  In case y'all didn't realize it, this guy's schtick is severe hyperbole.  So it's not surprising that comments on his comics become "scathing."

  He also finds that itch on his ass to be "a heinous pox on humanity."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

1-31-07 11:51am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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pamelayschimm

Oh boy, the time tested, "Oh yeah, well you suck too" defense. We've never heard that here before.

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I has a flavor!

1-31-07 12:20pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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My comics aren't remotely entertaining. You have to get right up next to them.

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What others say about boorite!

1-31-07 12:30pm (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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pamelayschimm was on my favorites list before this thread began. That's all I'm saying.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

1-31-07 1:00pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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not_ScyessOn that note, I advocate ignoring this thread until the author leaves and/or lightens up. In the spirit of overblown reactions, however, I will spam this thread and tell everyone (of importance) to ignore her every time someone other than her posts here.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

1-31-07 1:47pm (new)
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