Recently, stairwell1 and a bunch of other guys and myself have established an award. The Crazy Bitch of the Month. Each month we nominate one person who's acted totally crazy/creepy during the very early phases of courtship (i.e. just after meeting), and has crashed and burned as a result. This is our way of recognizing the craziest of bitches.

The official site can be located right here: http://www.freewebs.com/cbmawards

Here's the results for the first monthly Crazy Bitch of the Month Awards:

The Crazy Bitch of the Month Awards by FMLB2K5 2-02-07

And the Nominees Are... Crazy Rebound Bitch... Ok...will YOU go out with me??? Crazy Anti-Semite Bitch... You're a what!? And Crazy 80's Movie Nerd-Baiting Bitch:

The CBMA Goes To... by FMLB2K5 2-02-07

And the CBMA Goes To... Crazy Anti-Semite Bitch, for freaking right the hell out upon learning that the guy hitting on her was Jewish. Congratulations, bitch, you crazy! Whatever, I'm outta here. * http://cbmawards.proboards78.com Come back next month for more crazy bitch goodness. Don't forget to check out our forum!*

Check out our forums, it's be great if we could build some support for this site in any way possible. Tell your friends, join up yourself. Just whatever, really.

Rock on, gang.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

December's winner. Just for fun.

Hm, bitter invective with misogynistic overtones... I love it!

There are so many crazy bitches running around, you could probably do a Crazy Bitch of the Day Award.

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What others say about boorite!

Probably could, and it may come to that eventually. I figure a month is a nice round span of time though.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

I nominate her.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Your nomination has been forwarded to the judges and added to the board.

Thanks!

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Epic.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Stiff competition.

Anyone else have any they wanna toss out there?

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

I have an ex who dumped me, said she wanted to be friends, openly treated me like shit and tried to turn my friends against me, then tried to have me expelled from school when I started avoiding her.

I nominate her. 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Unless that's a recent development (read: this month), then it's not exactly a contender.

But a good story nonetheless.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

You just can't top my ex. She's like some sort of demonic vampire harpy satan.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Hahahaha, you younguns haven't tasted true bitch craziness yet! Just wait 'til your first wife is done with you! You'll be BEGGING to have the crazy bitches of your youth back again! But surely it gets better from there, right? WRONG! GUESS AGAIN!! YOU LOSE!!!

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What others say about boorite!

Whoa, what was THAT about?

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What others say about boorite!

boorite

Uh...

Oh, I'm #3. Whew.

Yes, it took me several tries. Luckily for me, King Henry VIII chopped some bishop's head off, and here we are.

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What others say about boorite!

boorite

Oh shit.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Oh yeah, a whole world of joy is waiting for me...

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!