[Click to view comic: 'Portrait of a Man in Over his Head']
Tobor is my shepherd, I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures,
He cornholeth me beside still waters,
He dilateth my sphincter, He guideth me in the path
of sodomy for his name’s sake.
Yeah, though though I crawl with bleeding rectum
through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil, for you are with me;
your rod and your staff, they (*censored*).
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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"