Here's an idea. Rather than taking the time to make 11 comics full of not-funny, not-clever, not-dramatic, and boring, you could have used that time to do something constructive.
Something, perhaps, involving a live hand grenade and a very deep hole someplace.
Barring that, you could have put all that effort into coming up with just ONE strip of funny.
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Don't do something so stupid that I'll be forced to kill you. I just got the blood stains out of my carpet.