Yeah, I'm a lazy sucker, but at least I took the ten minutes of my life to make these two!

Random: Gas masks by myles1890 2-12-07

So? Did you find anything other than the dead cat? Yeah, a large deposit of some sort of gas has just been reported. Oh, really? Where? Right around... Here.

Random: Not funny. And no, this isn't reverse psychology by myles1890 2-12-07

Man. I really HATE Mondays. Eh. To tell you the truth, I really don't care one way or the other. It's still drinking day. Oh, really? I thought the "M" in Monday stood for mashed potatoes. Yeah? It does, man.

It was how my brain was working, if not at all.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

Those are very close to funny but don't quite make it.

The first one may be me... it seems like there's a joke there but I don't get it.  What's the joke?  That the guy's already wearing a gas mask?  That Spork farted?  That the cat is a large gas deposit?  Dont' get it!

The second one's a great set up, but you totally blew it in the third panel.  What's up with the squirrel?  Sure, it's random, but it's not funny-random, it's just kind of dumb random.

The comics -- except for the punchlines -- are very well written, however.  If you can hone the humor part of it you'll be a good stripper.  Try a few more.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Will do matey.  Thanks for the pointer!

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

Holy crap. He responded positively to criticism.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

They do that sometimes.

My being right almost all the time helps.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002