Chemo' Money by smamurai 2-26-07

It's a bald kid in a wheelchair begging for cash He says he needs the money to buy drugs MOW MY LAWN, BITCH!

Hooker School

I'm failing Anal You need to take it up another notch.

by smamurai, 6-08-06

Honey Trap

I heard you were in a paedophile ring. It's true. I was six at the time and he told me there was candy up there.

by smamurai, 6-15-06

Bio Cheer by smamurai 2-26-07

I am collecting money for Cancer First it kills my Dad and now it wants my money? We only want a little bit of your money. Will it bring back a little bit of my father? His biopsy isn't for sale. Tell me one thing, does it look peaceful?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Asunder and Biting

Are those crocodile tears? No, I was raped by an alligator

by smamurai, 6-08-06

Fare Mail by smamurai 2-26-07

Hows the diet son? Granny, I hardly think about food at all nowadays You sent me a stamped addressed envelope asking for any leftovers Well? I put a sausage down the garbage chute last night Bitch you better suit up.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Nice job!  I love em all!

 I especially liked this one:

Chemo' Money by smamurai 2-26-07

It's a bald kid in a wheelchair begging for cash He says he needs the money to buy drugs MOW MY LAWN, BITCH!

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

Covering all Angles

I know what side my bread is buttered on. It's buttered on both sides, you fat bastard!

by smamurai, 3-07-07

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

These create jovial sensations in my white matter.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old