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Random: *SYNTAX ERROR* Wtf? by myles1890 3-09-07

Hey, you're not santa! Well, technically, I am due to the new law passed. What law? Anybody that drinks from this water cooler becomes the "giving man". This isn't what I had in mind. But oh well, c'mon!

Random: It's not a catfight anymore by myles1890 3-09-07

So, John, how was your first day of college? Not bad, actually. I thought it would be sucky, but it rocked! Really? What happened? Well, if I recall it right, there was this catfight going on in a conveniently located wrestling ring, and I decided to jump in and save them both. Save them? Yeah, you know when you save the girl you get the girl? It's sort of a law in the way of the Hero. Don't worry, you'll become a hero someday.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

I hated them both as a whole, but I did enjoy the line "Don't worry, you'll become a hero someday".

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Eh...thanks?

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!