It's been a long time comin' by mcallister 3-10-07

Meanwhile at a local fast food store... How much is this can of soft drink  $5  $5? oh snapple AHHHH-HEEEEE ... Is this the end of civilization as we know it???? And with these double decker trolleys you could get 400 on top and 600 on the bottom AHHHH-HEEEEE

It's been a long time comin' 2:the resolving conflict begins by mcallister 3-10-07

You saw the funky black guy making a pun, now witness the truly wacky/zany/whatever dude actions happening at the very same time... I'mma gunna git me that damn Osama Beeeeeen Laden rewardy dollars Maybe he in that there cave AHHH-HURRRR-HURRRRRRR Wait you ain't that Osamblagra BEclaneen Ladlefull are ya Why no, i'm Albert II, King of the belgiums

This is the centre of the universe after Al Gore dies by mcallister 3-10-07

C'mon now you can do it I..I..Want..... Yes, what do you want? I want to.....meet you later in a bar where we will role play characters, you'll pick me up, but i'll be the one fucking you hard because thats the way you like it, rough, ambiguous and with robots Good, now remember, I like bad boys, can you be bad? Is this to your liking master, ~GROWL!~

Characters that I have no use for, but here goes Vol. 1 by mcallister 3-10-07

The nude baby portraits fluffer... So how many boys are there for today? Last count was eight Eight you say? Thats right, eight I can handle eight, mmmmmmmmm, eight I'm sure you can nude baby portraits fluffer, i'm sure you can

Yes, I especially like the one about the King of Belgiums.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

the first one didn't seem to make any sense at all, lay off the acid.

the others made sense but still weren't funny.

i wish i could offer you some constructive criticism, but.....

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Kill Whitey.