Prime by LuckyGuess 3-14-07

Charge the World Detroying energy cannon! The cannon is down for maintenece. Something about a sandwich in the prime heat converter. A sandwhich? Who would be stupid enough to throw a sandwich in a world destroying energy cannon? You would, sir. You did it when we left the Galaxi Burger by Orion's Belt. Remember, I said "Don't throw that sandwich in the world destroying energy cannon." Oh, right. "Don't be a puss, there's nothing to worry about." "Except for the prime heat converter."

Prime by LuckyGuess 3-14-07

Can we go for a land invasion? Right, because the people of Earth won't notice a giant metal dong in the sky. It is NOT shaped like a dong. Face it, it's a dong. Is not a dong. Dong dong dong dong dooooong.

Prime by LuckyGuess 3-14-07

Suit me up in my battlesuit! Why can't you suit yourself up? Do I look like I can put on my own battlesuit? You look like a steaming hunka poo, that's what you look like. That was hurtful. I'm sorry, I didn't know my witty retorts could puncture the space age battlesuit you aren't wearing.

Prime by LuckyGuess 3-14-07

Activate the teleporters! We march to war! Activating teleporter. *zweep* You! What did you do!? I'm freefalling! Freefalling! Who sang that? Was it the Eagles?

Prime by LuckyGuess 3-14-07

I am saddened to report that Commander Poohunk has been slain. I will be taking over his duties. Who's Commander Poohunk? He's the Commander that looks like a hunk of poo. Oh! Because he's a POO HUNK, so you called him COMMANDER POOHUNK. That's so clever! I am saddened to report than Commander Poohunk and Vice Captain Retard have been slain. I will be taking over their duties. Hehe, doodies.

Tell me what you think. I can take it.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I actually kind of liked them.  Yay you.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I thought they were wonderfulicious.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I laughed.

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I has a flavor!

Oh, good! Now i don't have to post that suicide note over Myspace.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Woot!  Love 'em all...'cept for the first one. 

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

i have been entertained.

after slogging through some of the noob comics i had almost given up hope.

you are a wonderful human being.

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Kill Whitey.

Why thank you! I am a wonderful person!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Yeah, your comics are like that.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.