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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"But Mommy, Pooh said we could make her into a nice little hat."

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

A young Ron Jeremy first learns to hammer that pussy.

Sorry.  I had to take the obvious one before y'all got it.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Piggy banks get more lifelike by the day.

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I has a flavor!

I wont wet you take me wike you did my sistaa, you deepwaved beast! I must stop you!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Whack a cat with a hammer for a child, and they eat for a day.

Teach a child how to whack a cat with a hammer, and they eat for a lifetime.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

After the cat got hammered on the head, the vet ran multiple tests and discovered that there was no effect on its I.Q. level, which was just two percentage points above plant life before the whack-job...

I'll prove that fluffy has 9 lives! Watch this!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Afterwards, there was blood everywhere.  Percy eventually recovered, but it took four months.  After that, he never, ever, attacked a cat again.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Is it just me, or is Winnie the Pooh laughing in the background?

edoggydog

Somebody finally got my obscure Son of Sam reference.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

boloboffin

Somebody finally got my obscure Son of Sam reference.

I'm a little slow in the uptake.

Pooh was yelling at the cat, "LOOK OUT!  LOOK OUT!!"  But, just like my stupid fucking cats, it didn't listen, and the last thing that was heard from the pussy was a big Meeeee-OUCH!!