These are the first comics I created when I found this site, and I am truely happy I found this site, it's fuckin hilarious.

 

The Crucifixion. by Artymus 3-30-07

What are you doing for your project on religion? I'm recreating the crucifixion of Jesus. Wow, that's uber life like... What did you use, plaster? No it's Joe the homeless guy on maple.

Bench Squirrels by Artymus 3-30-07

Dude, earlier today this voice came from the sky and spoke to me. What did it say? It said he was God! So I dropped to my knees and screamed "Oh lord, we are so troubled here, can you give us your infinite wisdom?" ...and what did he say? There was a pause for a moment and I figured I was having a flashback; but then his thunderous voice arose and said "WEAR YOUR SEATBELT!" ...

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hakuna mattata

They weren't horrible, but they weren't great. I liked the first one better, though the punchline was easy to predict.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Its just the first thing I could think of with what I saw on here, I havent even seen all of the graphics yet.

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hakuna mattata

"no, its joe the homeless guy on maple"

classic

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okay, ive done some more and most of them are wrong, as are most comics here that i see, but these are my favorites, and if you guys dont like these then i wish locusts upon you.

 

Why pirates hate ninjas by Artymus 3-30-07

Why Pirates hate Ninjas... FUCK YOU

Holiday Inn Express

Doctor, is my mom gonna be ok? No I'm not a doctor... but I did stay a Holiday Inn Express last night.

by Artymus, 3-30-07

Child Prostitution Sting by Artymus 3-30-07

Little girl, how old are you?   8   I need you to be honest, has someone forced you to prostitute yourself? yes Ok, I know its been rough but I need you to hold it together and tell me one more thing.... how much?

Schoolgirl Secret by Artymus 3-30-07

Before we do this there is something you should know... Don't worry baby, whatever it is, it can wait. Harder, HARDER, SLAP MY ASS! Your so fucking tight, mmmmhhh. So what did you want to tell me? I have AIDS...

coming out by Artymus 3-30-07

Kaddar, there's something I have to tell you. What it is Blue? You can tell me anything. I... I... I'm gay. It's okay man, the truth is... well... I'm gay too. APRIL FOOLS! fuck

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hakuna mattata

Prostitution Sting and Coming Out were funny. The others either weren't at all or were overdone.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Well dude ur 2 first comics were alright,first one was better,second one was about squirels and thats wat my comics always have so props for that,but the 2nd comiic had squriels but it wasnt funny,but good for a beginner,mine werent that good when i first made them,check mine out =)

I thought Cricifixion was good, but the last panel was a bit clunky.  Coming out was the best of the lot by far.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002