myles1890
Member - Tobor Fan Club
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I made some more new ones. Please comment on them here.
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| So ya see, Julia, we brits like to do it the hard way. | |
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| Oh, so we've got to bend over? | |
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| No, no, you've got to stand up straight and hope I don't poke the wrong hole. | |
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| Okay. Here comes the choo-choo! | |
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| C'mon! It's from your ex-boyfriend! | |
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| It's an EVEN BIGGER dildo than last year! | |
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| Great, now let's rob us that maximum security databa- | |
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| A fucking crowbar!? Who do we look like, huh? Ethan Hunt? | |
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| So...why are you here again, Jesus? | |
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| I was mindin' my own, just wandering the streets, when this girl asks me to help her, right? | |
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| And then she ends up sucking the life out of me! I swear, I gushed until I fainted! | |
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| I mean, who else could have known she was a vampire? | |
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Thanks for reading!
--- Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan!
SD: ?
Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!
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