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myles1890
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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I made some more new ones. Please comment on them here.

 

 

Random: British Charm + 2 by myles1890
3-25-07
So ya see, Julia, we brits like to do it the hard way.
Oh, so we've got to bend over?
No, no, you've got to stand up straight and hope I don't poke the wrong hole.
Ah.
Okay. Here comes the choo-choo!

 

Random: Bigger hits you like a rock by myles1890
3-31-07
Lisa's Birthday Party
Oh, I don't know...
C'mon! It's from your ex-boyfriend!
So...it's a dildo?
No...
It's an EVEN BIGGER dildo than last year!

 

Random: Mission; Impossible 4 -Idiot under Fire- by myles1890
3-31-07
I gots me my crowbar.
Great, now let's rob us that maximum security databa-
A fucking crowbar!? Who do we look like, huh? Ethan Hunt?

 

Random: Doin' the Nasty...Jesus style by myles1890
3-31-07
So...why are you here again, Jesus?
I was mindin' my own, just wandering the streets, when this girl asks me to help her, right?
Right...
And then she ends up sucking the life out of me! I swear, I gushed until I fainted!
I mean, who else could have known she was a vampire?

 

Thanks for reading!

 

 

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

3-31-07 3:07am (new)
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CheerUpEmoKid
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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First comic was deliciously funny, by means of the word 'choo-choo'.
I have a feeling I've seen that last comic before, though.

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"Cerebral ... does that mean your heart?"

3-31-07 6:20am (new)
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JohnRyan
Stripcreator Newbie

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I loved the first three. They were really funny.

3-31-07 12:25pm (new)
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Artymus
Stripcreator Newbie

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I love the mission impossible one, thats classic.

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hakuna mattata

3-31-07 11:12pm (new)
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myles1890
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Thanks, guys.  :D

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

4-09-07 11:13am (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

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if i could rate you 'good' again i would. sorry

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xx( o Y o. )xx

4-09-07 1:24pm (new)
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myles1890
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Naw, that's okay.  I know my comics suck, and I'm gonna try and improve that.  Thanks anyway!

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

4-11-07 6:15am (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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There's a .hack reference in the title of this thread. Just thought I'd share.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

4-12-07 10:07am (new)
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myles1890
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I thought no one would notice that -_-

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

4-12-07 12:15pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

Member Rated:

YOU THOUGHT WRONG

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

4-12-07 7:12pm (new)
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myles1890
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But seriously, how many people PLAY .dot//Hack?  -_-

 

Here are some more comics I made!

 

Random: Bacon by myles1890
4-12-07
The perfect place to catch them kids drinking. I always get a bust here.
I smell BACOOOOOOOOONN!
No, the irony is NOT lost in me, folks.

 

Random: Whoa, it's true by myles1890
4-12-07
Hey, it's Larry! I haven't seen you since your Family Guy gig!
Oh, hey, Bob. Yeah, it was a doozy.
So, why're you back on the job?
I got fired from my older job.
What old job?
A nurse at Saint Jude.

 

Random: The last two beings on Earth by myles1890
4-12-07
You know, this tornado isn't actually as bad as I thought it would be.
Yeah, it's awful calm in here. But I hate to see what it'll be like when it's over...
Two minutes later...
Well, at least we still have our personalities.
Even LATER...
My personality was BETTER.

 

Random: Ecto Placto (not funny) by myles1890
4-12-07
Hum dee dum...Dum...Oh? An e-mail?
Dear PacGhost@hotecto.com: We regret to inform you that the position for the white ghost has been taken on the new Pac Man Game. Terribly sorry. - Namco
Well, at least I still have Mario...

 

Random: Bunnies and Old men = Good readin' by myles1890
4-12-07
I refuse.
Why? It's only four dolla.
No, I regret to inform you that I would not and will not receive a blowjob from an illiterate whore-bunny. And you're from ASIA. Clearly not U.S. related.
What if I give you American blowjob?

 

[Click to view comic: 'Random: My punchline skills need working on...']

 

[Click to view comic: 'Random: Even the Spanish can become immortal']

 

 

There.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

4-13-07 6:25am (new)
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crackpanther
Recreational User

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If before I considered you a 1 on a scale of 1 to 10, I now consider you a 3.6.

Two more improvements of this magnitude and you'll be set.

4-14-07 8:11pm (new)
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myles1890
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Here are some more.

Random: Fatty by myles1890
4-13-07
I've never listened to rock music. My mom says it's because I'm fat.
I don't know how or why, but I think she's right.
That pizza tasted gooooood.

 

Random: My Wii isn't gay, it's bi by myles1890
4-13-07
Hey, dude, wanna go play with my Wii together?
Wait, what?
My Wii. Wanna go play it?
...
Not that stupid ass joke again...
Are you gay or something?

 

Random: A sack full of balls by myles1890
4-13-07
What're ya in for?
Stealing from the liqour store down the street. You?
I hacked off some guy's balls and stuffed in in a sack.
...
It's a ballsack.
I know, I know...

 

Random: Bacon-Slime surprise by myles1890
4-16-07
Wow, so you really like it here in New York?
Yep. It's all chock full of surprises.
Surprises? I'm a surprise. For you, I mean. I forgot to give you the musical telegram...
You are!?
*Singing* Bacon man! Bacon man! Oh so grease-y Bacon man! Please let me eat you, little Bacon-man!
So it WASN'T a dream last night...

 

Random: So it was HIM by myles1890
4-16-07
"Dear Johnathon, Please do NOT use the Incinerator 3000 enclosed in said box to kill your girlfriend, although you are going through tough times. Have a great holiday! Love, Mom"

 

[Click to view comic: 'Random: Native girl']

 

[Click to view comic: 'Random: Old lady smell']

 

[Click to view comic: 'Random: Cheap-O']

 

[Click to view comic: 'Random: A new type of word']

 

 

It took me a whole ten minutes.  Barf.  Just click on the last four to view them, they're being weird.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

4-17-07 6:34am (new)
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myles1890
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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I'm gonna ask one thing to yall, do you think I'm getting better/improving my comic making ability?  Or am I getting worse?

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

4-18-07 6:16am (new)
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crackpanther
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These last ones were terrible. You should quit.

4-18-07 8:24am (new)
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myles1890
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Naw, quitting is for losers.  I'm gonna try and improve myself :D

Thanks for reading, anyway!

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

4-18-07 11:28am (new)
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myles1890
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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I'm gonna bump this because I want to/can.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

4-26-07 12:04pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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myles1890

You quoted a fat annoying green guy from the first game that talked like a moron. Even a casual gamer could spot that. And now ypu're dealing with a power nerd like me? Get outta town.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

4-27-07 6:50am (new)
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myles1890
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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I am in no town to get outta.  So I'll get outta my house, instead.

 

And that fat axe guy was fucking annoying.  I never used him in my parties.  He can go screw himself with his armor plated dick.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

4-27-07 11:29am (new)
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cjs18
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Some of them are pretty good it's just that for every good one you do, there's seems to be a crap one. Just keep on making comics, but don't make them for the sake of it.

4-27-07 11:44am (new)
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