Something Corporate This Way Comes by Something_Corporate 4-27-07

Now that my house of candy and wishes is complete, I will lure children in and eat them! Who are you?! I'm from Corporate, Inc. We've acquired the licensing to your house of candy and wishes, but your allotted budget is too small for this. Some things must go. But...! That's better. Also, any and all children prepared in or around this property must sign waivers and conform to Health Codes. Also, a 27% share of profits must be sent to HQ quarterly.

Something Corporate This Way Comes by Something_Corporate 4-27-07

o/` I wish I could be, part of that world...o/` I'm sorry, but that song isn't on your designated playlist for this week. Excuse me? I'm from Corporate, Inc. We own a majority share in Atlantis Productions and as such control all musical broadcasts into and out of the area. But I don't know any other songs! That's an issue to take up with your District Manager.

Something Corporate This Way Comes by Something_Corporate 4-27-07

Can I help you? Yes, what's this about a No-Fly Zone within ten miles of your building? Corporate, Inc. is an international company and has gained the rights to control airspace above their properties and properties in which they own a majority share. So how am I supposed to fly in and save the day if the bank down the block gets robbed? You'll have to apply for an air-use permit like everyone else. Go to Legal and fill out the forms in triplicate, and after three weeks and a credit check we will inform you of our decision. Will it hurt me if I'm still paying off my student loans?

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Great comics. Reminds me of real life. Keep up the good work

I was expecting comics relating to that pop punk band of the same name, and instead I got quietly amusing satires that don't attack anything specific but mock the continuing trend towards a completly corporate owned and controlled media.

Which was nice.

So yeah, keep with it.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Yay! People like me!

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Something Corporate This Way Comes by Something_Corporate 4-27-07

What is our current status, Evans? Sir, we're progressing well in the private and business sectors in urban areas, but we're having an issue with one of our rural areas. How big of a problem? Define "big", sir. It's seven "little people" who claim to be the legal guardians of a girl who supposedly inherited a parcel of land we are trying to buy. They won't let her sell. Get with legal and find a loophole or precedent we can use to our advantage. I already did, sir. Apparently there is a clause in the will about poison apples...

Something Corporate This Way Comes by Something_Corporate 4-27-07

Hiding in the shadows, the Black Nina waits for members of the Ogami Criminal organization to arrive for a secret meeting... Excuse me. Umm... can I help you? I'm kinda busy here... I'm from Corporate, Inc., and we have a very strict policy on the language used on our property. We are filing a suit against you for your use of the term "Black" instead of "African-American". But, I'M black. Hence, the Black Ninja. Make that three suits against you.

Bravo!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The comedy on these is solid, but for my mind the humour gets smothered by verbosity. I know what you're aiming for, but it doesn't really work well with a 3 panel strip- especially when the panels start expanding. Sometimes less is more, and this is one of those times.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

i'm enjoying the whole concept of linking your persona to the comics.

verbosity doesn't bother me, you've developed a distinct style right out of the bag so run with it.

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Kill Whitey.

Too much verbosity takes away from comics -- except in this case, where the verbosity is required for the whole premise.

In short, great comics!

Watch out, though, for your schtick wearing thin.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Go easy on the guy. Some of us were just born with a thin schtick.

Something Corporate This Way Comes by Something_Corporate 4-30-07

Excuse me, I'm trying to find the Complaints Department and I seem to have gotten lost. What you'll need to do is go back three rows and hang a right, then go till you hit the double doors. After that take a left and you'll find the elevators. Take one to the 13th floor. I'd like to file a complaint... Sorry, all complaints must be submitted through the mail in triplicate on stationary randomly determined on a weekly basis.

That's funny right there.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Something Corporate This Way Comes by Something_Corporate 7-19-07

Umm... Professor Doomsicle? There's a call for you on the Doomscreen. What? Now? Who is it? It's that Corporate, Inc. guy. I'll take it in my office. How many times do I have to tell you? No I am not interested in selling the rights to my evil laugh! Well you don't have to be rude...