Yeah... well I picked the title "IT!" as a reference to another story featuring another evil clown... so sue me if it pales in comparison. (Note, this isn't complete. So don't bite)

 

Crime Thriller Comics vol.2 #101-IT! Part 1 by fatguy667 5-08-07

Arrr, so who be this who I speak to? Call me what you want Daggy, but if you don't shut up, you won't learn of my proposal. Arr? Proposal, Eunuch? Yeah. You see, I plan on running around and eating little kids. You're giving me coulrophobia. A fear of Clowns? Baby, when you play with a clown, always expect to lose!

Crime Thriller Comics vol.2 #102-IT! Part 2 by fatguy667 5-08-07

Hello little girl. I am here for the party. You creepy clown! We have no party here! Is that so... Waiter? This girl is a bit tangy. Some mustard, please?

Crime Thriller Comics vol.2 #103-IT! Part 3 by fatguy667 5-08-07

Monsieur, we are so sorry about ze quality oz ze zood. Can it Frenchy. Who are you to call me zat? Mr Clown. Mis... Mis... Mister Clown? Is it really you? You're so classy, why revert to caniballism? Hey! It was your scientist who made me who I am today!

Crime Thriller Comics vol.2 #104-IT! Part 4 by fatguy667 5-08-07

Hello. Hello, this is Timothy Ferlanco speaking. Mr Ferlanco, I am coming to eat your ward. Do not try to stop me, or I will eat you too. Have a nice day. Billy, I know it's you. Only you prank call this badly. Cappy? CAPPY! Get us to Ferlanco Mansion. Billy? You still on the end of this line? BILLY!

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

Yeah, I think there's something in this. It's not punchline based, but more of an "amusing by sheer weight of absurdity" kind of thing.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Yes, I see your point...

oh, wait.  No, it's all crap.  Nevermind.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002