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myles1890
Member - Tobor Fan Club
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I decided to make a new thread since my old one was complete bogus. Here ya go.
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~So we're back with the News that Matters, hosted by Dan Farkle. Today he is interviewing TV's newest superhero, Mr. Jew!~
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| So, Mr. Jew, what brought you to become a superhero? | |
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| I just have to say that I wanted to do it because I love the kids. | |
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| So you're aiming to be a children's idol? Wow, that's quite goal. | |
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| Not so much as an idol, but as a parent figure. I even invite some of my favorites to slumber parties. | |
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| What? Won't their parents be angry? | |
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Some say that Death once lived as a child, way back when Hell was still ruling Earth.
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He then grew to a teenager, beginning to see the all knowing holiday called Christmas. He vowed that one day, he may overthrow the wretched holiday and all who loved it.
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But now, during his adult years, he finally found out that Christmas wasn't but about the heart, but about the soul.
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| So I started reaping souls instead of hearts. Jesus will NEVER find out. | |
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| *Sigh* I think it's time I drew myself a friend...it's been so lonely since Spielberg left me here... | |
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*DRAWING COMMENCING-READ ON TO NEXT PANEL (dipshit...)*
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| Why does it ALWAYS turn out this way? | |
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| And so the time has cometh... | |
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| So you're still a necrophiliac? Okay, see you in a few days, mate... | |
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[Click to view comic: 'Random: ARGH!'] There. Tell me what you think, like tradition says you should.
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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan!
SD: ?
Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!
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