Beating the YouTube helps one relax and lowers blood pressure.

How do you beat that? seriously.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Shit. I knew better than to watch that. Every time I see it, I have that song in my head for the rest of the day.

Then you'll love this one, because there's no pesky sound to get stuck in your head.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That first one looks the front cover of that Radiohead album.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

the one gabe posted is from burning man i think. i used to want to go to that but then discovered that most of the people who attend it are fucking twats of a horrendous magnitude.

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Kill Whitey.

Some of my friends went to Burning Man. They ended up staying in a crack house near Lake Taho. Enough said.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Kirk Cameron actually talking about atheism beats Kirk Cameron listening about atheism:

If BOR saying he beat Richard Dawkins in a debate about atheism makes you want to stop watching, at least hang in there until Cameron says, "Crocaduck."

I wish I would have poisoned that glass of pineapple juice I sold him at Disneyland in 1986.

[edited by choadwarrior on 05-12-07 at 2:05:20pm]

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dance monkeys dance

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what if nigger meant kite

Drunky monkeys.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Dripping wet beavers in love!

choadwarrior

I didn't know who "BOR" was until I started the video. I lasted three seconds before I had to stop it. Not even a crockaduck is worth watching overpaid morons display their lack of knowledge.

 Kitty Cat Dance!

I wonder what the creator of Kitty Cat Dance does when he's not busy creeping me right the fuck out

I didn't even watch that Cat Dance, but I will still have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the week now.

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Poop.

ladyjdotneti am so gay for this video, it's off the charts

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what if nigger meant kite

Kirk Cameron

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what if nigger meant kite

Yeah, I love it when people say that. It's even funnier when they say things like that to paleontologists and geologists. Usually we just stare at them in dismay and then laugh our asses off and go stab Jesus in the balls or something.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Also, as far as the Kirk Cameron idiocy presented earlier, I submit this as an alternate view:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5015557

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

gabe_billings

"...or a sheep will rape you."

Best line of the piece and all the more scary coming from some 13-14 year old kid.