Here they are...

Saint Nick's Dues by Jarhead 5-10-07

Its been Four fucking weeks,Claus. Where the hell is my money? I told you you'll get it, I just need more time... I gave you too much goddamn time.. Now you either pay me or do I have to do the same thing I did to Cupid? No, Jesus Christ!! It was a figure of speech.. Whatever..

Bed toys

You're SO immature..

by Jarhead, 5-10-07

my hand hurts from work.. by Jarhead 5-10-07

WHOA! That ain't no towel you be touching... Ummm...well you see...uhhh...oh shit.. How much to not tell anyone about this? Dibs on seconds? Deal...

African Americans? by Jarhead 5-10-07

I hate you niggers...niggas niggers niggers...godamn niggers...niggers niggers niggers< Coon....spade... Hanging meat... Blackberry... shitloaf... porch monkey... Afrokin nigger... Feel better? Yea'.... now that I let it all out... Good, I'm gonna go now..

Old Tensions

I'm not talking to you... No, I'm not talking to YOU..

by Jarhead, 5-10-07

So what do you think so far?

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http://mauston.deviantart.com/gallery/ Show me sum respect,nigga.

Old Tensions was the only one I found humorous.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Serious potential, Bed Toys in particular tickled my fancy. You could easily be creating great stuff with a bit of practice.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

HCRoyall

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