I just found this site and went a little crazy 

Robot Factory by Darkmire 5-13-07

Hey! What are you doing here? Where are you going? Cluck. Come back here! Why are you a little boy now? I just realized I have schizophrenia. Cluck

Officey stuff by Darkmire 5-13-07

The other guys at the office say I'm weird. Why is he talking to me? For falling in love with you. Oh fuck it! Will you marry me? Yes! You don't know how long I've waited to hear that!

Officey stuff II by Darkmire 5-13-07

I might as well tell you, though... I'm just here as an elaborate way to tell you you're fired. So do you wanna have sex, or not? Where are the vaginas on you humans?

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  I have candy in my van.     Let's roll!  

This line is awesome.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Awesome start.

U can has cheezburger.

These are good. Real good.

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I has a flavor!

Thanks, guys! Here's a couple more:

Cowboy by Darkmire 5-14-07

Hey! A fly landed on ya. Stand perfickly still. Well, shit.

I has a mudkipz.

Good comics.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Moar!

Bunny by Darkmire 5-15-07

Come back here! I told you, I don't have any crack! I don't want crack! You don't? I just wanted to spoon you. So what do I do with all this crack?

Barn by Darkmire 5-14-07

I wonder what's in here. I'm a crazy weird ghooost! Grandpa, is that you? It's time for my medeciiine! Get back in the barn.

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Thanks for the comments, guyz.

"Bunny" is teh awesomesauce.

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I has a flavor!

Some of these comics don't quite make it, but most of them are hilarious.  I don't know why.  They just... are.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I like your style kid. You're a regular posh spice. Keep up the good work.

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You don't know what I got... .

You started off great but some of your later stuff doesn't make sense. You remind me of me a bit that way. Try and avoid my mistakes, of which there are many.

Wow, I liked them, mucho better than any I've made or read.

Make them morez!

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

Thanks for the comments guys!  I agree, some are a little off or confusing.  Must donate so I can edit!  Anyway, I made several more.

Death by Darkmire 5-18-07

Where are we? This is what Garfield's house will be like in the future. ...If you continue to be mean to your sister. You mean cold and empty? Yes... You've shown me a lot today but what does being mean to my sister have to do with the death of Garfield, the McRib, and Hitler's resurrection? Your little brother. You must kill him.

Bathroom by Darkmire 5-18-07

What the... were you playing in my toilet? Well I was just, hey what's that over there? Get out of my house. Do I have to go through the door?

And a few more...

The Wish by Darkmire 5-16-07

Oh, magic sex fairy. Please give me a sex robot. Your wish is granted... Hello, DAVID MARTIN! Let us perform SEX. sluuurrp! Excellent! Satisfactory!

Jump by Darkmire 5-16-07

I'm going to jump off this cliff. Do it, I dare you! I double dog dare you! What's in it for me? I'll give you this shirt. Later... Well that was fun! I wish mom hadn't left us in the desert.

Doctor by Darkmire 5-19-07

Please disrobe, Mr. Jones. We will now have Anal Probot take over the examination from here. What the?... No one said anything about a robot. AAAHHH!!!!! It's in the Hippocratic Oath. Section 13b. HolyAAAHHHH!!! When is he going to get to my anus?! He hasn't been doing that ever since he became self aware.

'Doctor' is awesome.  You actually have a style, which I'm jealous of.